The Real World: Austin - Episode 17: Episode Summary
I was going to check this out the other night, but then I got hit with that damn bird flu. A brother was sipping on some sizzurp. Anyway, this week was supposed to be the week Lacey has her run-in with the fat, fake army nurse.
They check out Halifax at South by Southwest. Lacey's obviously not feeling them, but Rachel's got a thing for one of the guy's with the sweaty hair. Lacey's also pissed that they decided to stop by the house afterwards, because it breaks down the wall of professionalism or some shit. Also, she can't the idea that that skank might actually score with someone in a band.
Rachel, in a disgustingly small "Everyone Loves a Jewish Girl" t-shirt, sits on homeboy's lap during a confessional. The trooper that he is, he tries his best not to wince too hard. Then she went and, as Lacey put it, whale dived on the basketball machine, breaking it. Nehemiah and the guy pretend to get in a fight so that the guy will have an excuse to go home.
The next day (or two weeks later) we see the gang sans Lacey in a van talking shit about how Lacey always talks shit about people. Hmm... I guess they were supposed to be meeting this group Hello Goodbye at a camp site, presumably because they couldn't afford a hotel, but the gang couldn't find the actual camp site. Rachel suggests that maybe Lacey should go try to find them the next day.
So I guess they finally make it to the camp site. Danny immediately announces that he will be jumping off of a cliff. But first they tape a fellow named Forrest singing a less-than-spectacular song called "It Is Love." Then Danny and Melinda actually jump off of a cliff. Melinda's wet shirt clings to her boobs quite nicely as she makes her way back to the top.
Lacey and Nehemiah go to some place called Paradise to talk about whether or not she talks about people behind their backs. If he was straight, he might have used this as an opportunity to score. I don't know that a black dude has been laid on this series since the days of Las Vegas. Meanwhile back at the crib, Rachel discovers some video footage of Lacey talking shit about her. There was a confrontation, but nothing really came of it.
NEXT WEEK: Rachel's boyfriend Erik comes to town but is unable to score.
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