Juelz Santana's new album almost lost

In order to protect his new abortion masterpiece of an album What the Game's Been Missing from Chinese music pirates, Juelz Santana had been storing it solely on one 200 gigabyte portable hard drive. In the eight months he spent rolling Jim Jones a fatty toiling over his new opus, he never bothered to back up his files and, in fact, hadn't turned off his machine in over a year.

So of course it crashed. He ended up paying some lucky nerd $10,000 to salvage the data, or so he claims.

Damn.

Comments

[Spiddy called first.]

Lucky us.

[Juelz]

Aye! I'm all over the TV, ya dig? I'm doin' big things, naamean? This is your boy Juelz, ya dig? I'm gone do my thing regardless... G'yeah! So, check out my new joint, naamean? A little technical difficulties, ya dig, but I handled my B.I., ya heard? Next time, I'm gon back up my shit, for real. Dipset bitch!

Aye!!

[wow]

i don't know what's sadder, someone frontin to be juelz, or him having the time to reply to every single internet blog about him.

definately the fact that whoever wrote that has the poorest english since that hilton bitch.

having said that i'll prolly buy the album, i'm a sucker for thugged out light skinned dudes.
ignore that comment

[chinesejapanese]

I save you bai-ling clawford dot com!
I save juelz song, tell hima hard dribe brohken!
Cova LED wit finga, he no tink powah wok
brackie pay me tenchowshand dowlla
get bwack song n get jacob jew watch
watch say bingbong bing bai bong bong cacaaaW!

[The Artist Known as Nastack]

>He ended up paying some lucky nerd

lol

[george lucas]

"Aye! I'm all over the TV, ya dig? I'm doin' big things, naamean? This is your boy Juelz, ya dig? I'm gone do my thing regardless... G'yeah! So, check out my new joint, naamean? A little technical difficulties, ya dig, but I handled my B.I., ya heard? Next time, I'm gon back up my shit, for real. Dipset bitch!

Aye!!"

lol. It's funny cause it's true

"In order to protect his new abortion masterpiece of an album"

lol. I don't even know why that's funny, but it's shit like this that makes me come back day after day.

[supanicemc]

>>>having said that i'll prolly buy the album, i'm a sucker for thugged out light skinned dudes.
ignore that comment<<<

since when has juelz santan been "thugged out"???

[Existential Man]

> definately the fact that whoever wrote that has the poorest english since that hilton bitch.

you're living in fantasy land if you think santana would even let you near his... aye!

go learn how to spell definitely, then you can talk about somebody's writing skills, ok?

anyhow, that's just how santana sounds. dude did a good job capturing that essence.

aye!

http://existential-man.blogspot.com/

[Dayrell]

ok. so juelz is a dummy? haha.

[Juelz]

^dumb in the smart sense whereas you're smart in the dumb sense.

who's got more money, starchild? i rest my case.

How I Feel Lyrics

[Intro]
Man all I hear is Santana this, Santana that
Santana you can't do this, Santana you can't do that

Man why I can't I just smoke a blunt and be me
That's how I feel..

Okay it's Santana, I'm back again
You know what man? What? What?
This is... Yea

You fuckas don't know a damn thing about me (Nope)
A piece, a part, a hamstring about me
The streets my heart you can't get it out me, it's
You fuckas know me, it was a sharp throb in my bones
I looked it was my own flesh, heart, and my bones, problems at home (Home)
So I left them there, got up out the atmosphere
Misery, loves company, I don't respect that there
Dip Set on the posta, boy for coming so close to
Being the black Lagrosta Nostra
Jim is my big buzzin, Zeek's my big cousin
Killa's my big nigga, also my big brother
We are the Dip family, get a grip family
Nothin alive can divide this family
So come on roll with the Set, come on roll with the best
The pain is felt niggaz know that you stressed (Oh)
The game itself don't notice your stress
You been left smokin, zoning on steps (No)
That's not the way to go, but that's the way you'll go
If you don't get up off you ass and find a way to go
Streets to rap, yea that's the way I went
Now its beats and rhymes, that's the way I pay the rent
Fuck what ya think nigga
Cause this is..

Niggaz know me

[tha truf]

>Next time, I'm gon back up my shit

I knew there was something.. off.. about Dipset

[was not was]

^There's something... off... about everyone.

[Gemini]

I think he is so hot and sexy. I was wondering if Juelz Santana had a man. If not I'll be a good bottom for you.

[Ashley]

i love you JUelz you r so sexy . don't worry bout dem hattaz hattin on u cuz no matta what you still gonna be you
I love you

[nohomo]

I dunno how anybody cant fall in love with the dipset flow, its so much better than that corny ass shit you hear on the radio. Dipset all day everyday bitch! Juelz is all up in everyones asses, NO HOMO. ONE

[khurram]

a yo i (L) u juelz , u r a sick rappa yo , u can be dipset leada someday , and shit U R DA SICKEST RAPPA

[Latisha]

dipset 4 lyfe u get me keep doin wot ur doin juelz ur a sick rapper luvin ur flow n ur so sexc damn...

[barbarian at the gate]

Had to smile when I looked at the photo at the top of this posting.

Looks just like the kind of Hispanic dumbshit the cops used to scrape off my old Chicago neighborhood street Saturday morning after a night of 'gangsta' antics.