Is Alicia Keys a lesbian?

I was on top of this story way back in December of '03, but I guess with this new worthless cash-in of an Unplugged album of hers there's some renewed interest.

Of course this is a trick question because all women are a little bit lesbian (and God bless them for it), but is Alicia Keys what one might call "a big nasty dyke?"

From back then:

She does deny being a lesbian ("I absolutely am not," she says), though does not deny being "a strong-minded woman," "not demure" and "aggressive," which may make some people "nervous," she says.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our answer: Alicia Keys is both a lesbian and a big nasty dyke. Would anyone like to argue otherwise?