Is Alicia Keys a lesbian?

I was on top of this story way back in December of '03, but I guess with this new worthless cash-in of an Unplugged album of hers there's some renewed interest.

Of course this is a trick question because all women are a little bit lesbian (and God bless them for it), but is Alicia Keys what one might call "a big nasty dyke?"

From back then:

She does deny being a lesbian ("I absolutely am not," she says), though does not deny being "a strong-minded woman," "not demure" and "aggressive," which may make some people "nervous," she says.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our answer: Alicia Keys is both a lesbian and a big nasty dyke. Would anyone like to argue otherwise?

Comments

[alchemist]

George Washington.

Big nasty dyke? u mean Melissa Etheridge style? nah, I gotta disagree with you on that one, Bol.

[Bol]

Melissa Etheridge is at least twice her age and doesn't employ a team of people to make her look like a woman.

[Spiddy]

^LMFAO.

[alchemist]

>>Melissa Etheridge...doesn't employ a team of people to make her look like a woman.

that statement drives home the point (nh) that A Keys, while likely a lesbian of some degree, is not a BND. It seems to me that most of them (Rosie O'Donnell comes to mind) seem to give a shit about looking like a woman. A Keys got her a team and she got herself some Proactive. I suspect that's not a BND move right there.

[Bol]

A BND dressed as a woman = still a BND

[naydr]

Oh god no, not another hot lesbian.

Side question: why is it that some of the nastiest dykiest lesbians are white?

[alchemist]

^I suppose (see Condi Rice).

I just usually think of the BNDs as walking around with tank tops, unshaved pits, and short hair cuts. Kinda like Melissa Etheridge (although her hair is short for entirely different reasons).

[Terranovastandin]

Her McWhopper Mom and Rasta pops cooked up an odd mutant in hell's kitchen. I saw her on def poets and she looked like a She-Minotaur in heeled boots stumblin off stage, crocodile tears and all.
Bull dyke unlikely, but she surely munchies a muff every now and again.

[NoMad]

Alicia Keys has a weird body shape. Sometimes I think she's attractive and sometimes I'm like, is that Tyra Banks' forehead?
Sometimes she looks like she has a body like a bag of water.
I don't know, she's cute, though.

[trixie]

I kinda wonder if all that dike-like behavior that we associate with A. Keys is really just her misguided attempt to be "more Black" by way of being exaggeratedly ghetto. (And we all know that super ghetto behavior very rarely looks feminine). I've seen a couple of biracial chicks do this hyper-ghetto thing. It's really quite amusing…I have to say.

[miketirico]

I doubt shes a lesbian, I just think she keeps her ovaries in a ballsack.

[naydr]

>I doubt shes a lesbian, I just think she keeps her ovaries in a ballsack.

lol

Condi Rice isn't a lesbian. She's not even human.

[The Artist Now Known as 'Nastack']

Well, I know she gets hit on by alot of women then. Every bull dyke or feminine dyke I know wants to tap that

[Spiddy]

^ Nice.

I started wondering whether she was a lesbian when they were interviewing her a few years ago before the VMA's and they asked what unusual thing are you wearing that no one knows about. You know like granny panties or knee socks or what have you. Anyhow, Alicia said a strap-on.

I thought that was weird.

[Spiddy]

("Nice" was for miketirico's ovary/ballsack joke.)

[naydr]

>("Nice" was for miketirico's ovary/ballsack joke.)

I was gonna say.

It's pretty common knowledge that Condi's entire memory would be wiped away if you waved a big magnet over her head.

[nada]

Missy Trina Eve now Alicia...its a damn shame

[An Ape]

She's hella hot as a strait broad and maybe even hotter as a lesbodian...
Who cares! We can't hook it up anyway so lets just pretend...

[triple helix]

If Cleopatra Keys is a lesbian, I'd like to be that guy she pays to front as her man.

Gwen Steffani does Eve. What?!

Can we say Bi, maybe?

[Sucker Free]

now wait a minute...i just read somewhere that her and lenny kravitz might be an item.

i never thought she was a dyke...and yet...she IS hyperghetto. they can't be equivalent. she tries so hard to be a sista girl. i give her an E for effort.

although Alicia is pretty, she is not sexy to me, same as halle berry, everybody's ideal black beauty. is she a dyke too Bol? cause she can't seem a dick around for long.

mulattoes sho do have it hard!

[The Artist Now Known as 'Nastack']

halle berry is overrated, as far as being idolized

[zen master chi]

If Keys is a dyke, then Bol is definitely a chick with a dick. (nullus)

[Trent]

Alicia Keys is not a lesbian. She has a boyfriend whom she works with in their company Crucial Keys Entertainment. He actually appears in the "Karma" video (near the end), and they have been pictured together at various celebrity events.

No bullshit. True story.

Now, is Alicia Keys what one might call "a big nasty [bi-sexual] dyke?"

I don't know.

[sue]

"all women are a little bit lesbian (and God bless them for it)".

Yeah - in your f**k*n dreams fat boy.

We girls all know that it is actual all men who are gay. Why else do you guys like to touch yourselves so much. We all know its because you like a bit of c**k.

[Luxie Pusherman]

Yeah, I'm sure A. Keys is a dyke. Look who play her man in her videos. Mos Def and Method Man. Seriously.

The problem with Alicia Keys is that she has no ass but wants one so bad. So she wears heels all the time to kind of give the illusion of having something in the trunk. And when she does were flats, she straight looks like a bull dyke. Confusing and confused bitch, I'll tell you what, fmn.

[et's favourite boyyy]

na men she can't be a lesbian , she too hot , thats not proof , but i m jus sayin she aint the type

[Tyrone Goldberg King-Greenspan]

> The problem with Alicia Keys is that she has no ass

that's the gayest shit i ever heard.

if keys has no ass, then white bitches must be sittin on their coccyx.

[sprung tung]

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images/Alicia_Keys_pictures/alicia_keys6.jpg

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images/Alicia_Keys_pictures/alicia_keys5.jpg

[Speed da Young'un says "We Live to Die, So Enjoy Yo'self, Damn It!!!"]

^Nice use of a butterfly (2nd pic).

[Tyrone Goldberg King-Greenspan]

i don't know about the rest of you, but alicia is girly. she may sport that tough, ny attitude, but something tells me she's all girl. unlikely a 'big dyke'. nothing indicates whether she's really a lesbian. show me a pic of her in boxers and maybe i'll reconsider. so, for my fantasy, (and that butterfly panties thing is sexy as hell), i will continue to mentally masturbate every time i see her.

skeet skeet to black leather and butterfly panties.

[Tray]

I see no reason at all to think that she's a lesbian. Doesn't act like one, look like one, dress like one, talk like one... nah, and on the topic of whether she has an ass, yes she does, way more than amerie at least.

[RAY EARL MILFORD]

if you look at the research you will see that most mulattos are bisexual or gay and are angry at whites for being rejected but feel they are too good to with with throughbreds of the lesser race which is in them.

people with american indian blood in them are fags and serial killer who look "white."

[RAY EARL MILFORD]

winfrey never outed herself as a dyke and when was the last time you saw her with a attractive "strong" black man? instead she hires gay actors to pretend they are her boyfriend like the homosexual gram stedmann.

mulatto lesbians only want white women and will never date a throughbred black man but they will press sexual assault charges against him & all the white prosecutors will treat the mulatto as if she if a "victim" cuz a nigga wanted a date with her.

[Craig]

Who cares if she eats pussy or not? She still can sing and play piano.

[RAY EARL MILFORD]

whites are nasty lesbains because they are willing to admit it or else have notihng to lose by admitting it since they are ugly anyway. nigga lesbians are too worried about what black preacher man says.

mulatto lesbians want to kick my ass but can't because they blame me for no being able to get a white woman and a mulatto black man just wants to lick & eat( also known as "rim job") my ass because i am a white man.

[twilightzone]

> mulatto black man just wants to lick & eat( also known as "rim job") my ass because i am a white man.

So you are admitting to be some kind of racist faggot, right? In fact, I suspect you're a white faggot that craves being fucked by a black jew with a 12 inch schlong.

You fucking disgust me.

[RAY EARL]

you are disgusted because you want a white person & not a throughbred black person. you need to accept the throughbreds & don't think you are only good enough for the whites who in turn reject you for being non-white.

[RAY EARL]

"schlong"?

what's up with these jew words?

[The Artist Now Known as 'Nastack']

>ray earl

whats up with these redneck names?

[Billy Sunday]

KEYS is gayer than the day is long. That dude that people think is her boyfriend IS Krucial Keys (her cousin/brother/beard).

Alicia Keys swoops down on record label interns like a rapaciouss hawk. She doesn't even play that godddamn piano. She is currently dating one of her female backup singers

[RAY EARL]

i told you all that skank keys was a lesbian. also whne you try to pick up a lesbian they don't say "oh honey i like women" instead they yell at you and cut your manhood down & if you call them skanks they will threaten to file sexual harrassment charges against you so THAT is what's wrong with keys eating pussy.

i wonder what winfrey does for sex other than putting a a huge pale KKK dildo up her clawed up coat hanger back alley abortion pussy and then wiping up her pussy juice(if any) with a redneck flannel shirt.

back in the old days mulatto women were pretty and acted like white women, now all the mentally ill fat dirtbag ugly white women have black babies and their daughters are the ugliest, dirtbag, swine bitch dykes and whores who have no class who have black criminal fathers in prison & dirtbag whore mothers who taught them to be proud that they are the offspring of a sick white whore and black criminal.

[i like pussy]

I think all ya'll motherfuckers need to get a life.. who cares if the bitch is a lesbian, most of ya'll bitches are probably doing the same thing, she is...why the fuck do people even waste time caring about what other people do in their private lives? you faggots must have the most depressing lives in the world, you gotta worry about whether keys eats pussy or sucks dick.. I gotta laugh. ya'll are some sad, poor, broke motherfuckers. LOL

[Me]

So everyone here is a "... Sad, Poor, Broke Motherfucker..?" --because they are here sporting an interest in keys?

I see you joined the club? You must be a SPBMF, too, huh? Pleased to meet cha....

[Nikki]

Hell No...I disagree with all the way, I believe that she isnt a lesbian. Those who continue 2 say that she is they're really jealous of her thats all, thats my five cents.

[Craig]

The girl is fine as hell! I mean at the most she might be Bi. Unless I personally see her with her head up another woman's ass I wouldn't think she's a carpet licker. Now that on again, off again, can't stay on a diet Missy Elliot, that's one Faggot Bitch! What man have you ever seen her in a picture with???

[sik wit it]

yall a bunch of lil ass hatten motherfuckers alicia is not no fucken dyke where da fuck u get yo dame courses from yall just made cuz she look a hella lot better then the shit on ur face ok shhiiitttt get off her pussy dame why she got be a lesbo wen there are a million guys she cud have now get reall get mutha fucken reall real quick dont hate cuz u aint much love to u alicia fuck yall dame haters have u seen her on a girl no i dont think so so shut the fuck up!!!!!!

[Neva]

Somebody need to find the trifling woman that birthed RAY EARL and put her on death row

[RAY EARL]

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO THINK KEYS ISN'T A DYKE SAY THE DEAD VANDROSS WASN'T A FAG. KEYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED AND HER MOTHER STERILIZED LIKE ALL DRUG ADDICTED WHORES SHOULD BE.

IS VANDROSS A HOMOSEXUAL IN HEAVEN NOW?

[nastack.com]

>What man have you ever seen her in a picture with???

Timbaland

[candi]

she's too giddy with women. and hardcore with me. i feel that if u straight you dont have to change your personality around the same sex. men are usually the ones who act that way around women!

they snuggle up to women, get close to women and stare into their eyes. around other men they get hardcore talk about the streets and walk with that sexy ass bop.

^^^^ all that is what alicia keys does! way far from a tomboy the trick dont even play sports. also, i've never saw a women dress like a guy and call it their style?

there are different styles for us straight women but stud and butch aint one of them!

[E]

She is Not gay? What real proof do you have that she is bnd?

[Keri]

How DARE yall talk about Alicia Keys? This woman (STRAIGHT WOMAN) is a beautiful mulatto woman who has nothing but respect for herself as well as others. I myself am a mulatto, and I'm proud of it. I don't "act" any more Black or any more White. I am what I am, and I'm going to stick with it. Alicia Keys, a lesbian? Yeah, right. She's EXTREMELY talented, not to say that that would be any proof in that she's not a lesbian, but what would possibly make anyone think that she IS one? She's dresses femininely, looks like a woman-- (SHE'S GOT THE BODY SHAPE OF A GODDESS), and while I'm talking about it, yes, she does have an ass. I wouldn't say she has a weird body shape, but that she's pear shaped. I've got the same shape to my frame. Even if she WAS a lesbian....... WHO CARES? She's never done anything to slight yall. So who gives a damn? The woman is a perfect role model. She's my idol. And I love her for who she is: A strong-willed, talented, self-confident, respectable African-American Mulatto woman who sings like a canary and plays piano.

I'm a young lady who happens to be Mulatto, and I play the piano and sing. Does that mean that I am not in any way like this:

"back in the old days mulatto women were pretty and acted like white women, now all the mentally ill fat dirtbag ugly white women have black babies and their daughters are the ugliest, dirtbag, swine bitch dykes and whores who have no class who have black criminal fathers in prison & dirtbag whore mothers who taught them to be proud that they are the offspring of a sick white whore and black criminal."

-My father just retired from 20 years in the military.

-My mother's a master chef. My mother is BEAUTIFUL and is in no way a "mentally ill fat dirtbag ugly white women have black babies and their daughters are the ugliest, dirtbag, swine bitch dykes and whores who have no class", nor is she a whore

I do believe I'm a beautiful, and who's to say that just because a mulatto "acts" White, that they're any better than the ones who "act" Black?

Yes, Miss Alicia Keys may be tough. But she's from Hell's Kitchen. Born and raised. Yall haters should try living there for a week and see how broke down you'd get. It's not easy. I know from experience.

That's all I'll say for now.
People, don't be offended by me.
These are solely just my opinions.

[Keri]

How DARE yall talk about Alicia Keys? This woman (STRAIGHT WOMAN) is a beautiful mulatto woman who has nothing but respect for herself as well as others. I myself am a mulatto, and I'm proud of it. I don't "act" any more Black or any more White. I am what I am, and I'm going to stick with it. Alicia Keys, a lesbian? Yeah, right. She's EXTREMELY talented, not to say that that would be any proof in that she's not a lesbian, but what would possibly make anyone think that she IS one? She's dresses femininely, looks like a woman-- (SHE'S GOT THE BODY SHAPE OF A GODDESS), and while I'm talking about it, yes, she does have an ass. I wouldn't say she has a weird body shape, but that she's pear shaped. I've got the same shape to my frame. Even if she WAS a lesbian....... WHO CARES? She's never done anything to slight yall. So who gives a damn? The woman is a perfect role model. She's my idol. And I love her for who she is: A strong-willed, talented, self-confident, respectable African-American Mulatto woman who sings like a canary and plays piano.

I'm a young lady who happens to be Mulatto, and I play the piano and sing. Does that mean that I am like this?:

"back in the old days mulatto women were pretty and acted like white women, now all the mentally ill fat dirtbag ugly white women have black babies and their daughters are the ugliest, dirtbag, swine bitch dykes and whores who have no class who have black criminal fathers in prison & dirtbag whore mothers who taught them to be proud that they are the offspring of a sick white whore and black criminal."

-My father just retired from 20 years in the military.

-My mother's a master chef. My mother is BEAUTIFUL and is in no way a "mentally ill fat dirtbag ugly white women have black babies and their daughters are the ugliest, dirtbag, swine bitch dykes and whores who have no class", nor is she a whore

I do believe I'm a beautiful, and who's to say that just because a mulatto "acts" White, that they're any better than the ones who "act" Black?

Yes, Miss Alicia Keys may be tough. But she's from Hell's Kitchen. Born and raised. Yall haters should try living there for a week and see how broke down you'd get. It's not easy. I know from experience.

That's all I'll say for now.
People, don't be offended by me.
These are solely just my opinions.

[yoshi747]

Alica keys is find as hell!!! SHe is defintly not a lesbian. I would fuck her in a heart beat. YOu have any problems come and see me,bitches.

[JAMERIA]

IF ALICIA KEYS IS GAY THEN HER ASS IS JUS GAY AND WE CAN'T DO NOTHIN ABOT IT BUT DAT IS SO NOT COOL FOR HERTO BE A LESBIAN!!!

[EBONY]

I KNEW FROM DA JUNK DAT SHE WAS GAY CAUSE DAT SONG NO ONE SAYS PEOPLE CAN SAY WAT DAY WANT BUT SHE KNOW EVERY THING GONE BE ALIRIGHT.

[LACORYA WALKER]

I CAN'T BELIEVE ALICIA KEYS IS A LESBIAN!! SHE IS WAY TO CUTE AND TALENTED TO BE COMMINTING A SIN

[JEREME]

EBONY PLEASE COME BACK

[froggie]

Idk bout ya'll but that song noone does make it sound like shes a lesbo but even if she is what is it to everyone else? She didnt do nothing to all of us so I think we should just let her be. However. I think she may be BI.

[M]

who cares if she's gay or bi. She's hot and an excellent musician. don't hate ppl.

[aggie]

SHE IS LESBIAN!!!

[S Ro]

ALL OF THIS IS SUM FUCKIN SHIT AND WHOEVER SAID AND POSTED THIS THEY FUCKIN STUPID AND VERY IGNORANT...AND IF SHE IS SO BE IT ..LET HER HAVE HER OWN PEACE WITHOUT WORTHESS PIECES OF TRASH TALKIN BITCHES LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS ON HER BACK GET OFF HE WOOD MAN DAMN..LET HER BE WHO SHE WANTS IF SHE STRAIGHT BISEXAUL LESBAIN OR WHTEVER IT DOESNT MATTER..AT ALL..AND LET BE HERE AND STOP HATING MAN DAMN..ITS HER LIFE, AND SHIT SO LET HER LIVE IT AND ..THE LADY IS A VERY NICE AND RESPECTABLE SINGER..EVENTHOUGH SHE DOESNT KNOW U WHICH I HOPE NOT SHE DOESNT GO AROUND SAYIN U GET DID IN THE ASS OR UR GAY..SO JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN,..GET A LIFE GET BENT GET GONE..LEAVE HER BE FORREAL CUZ ITS JUS NOT COOL THAT SHE GOT HATERS LIKE FUCK MAN..SO WHOEVER POSTED THIS MAN..U GOT SUM SERIOUS PROBLEMS AND U HAVE THE MIND OF A 10 YEAR OLD..