Fantasia lies!
I never would have had any idea, but High Point, North Carolina is apparently where basically all the furniture that ever existed comes from. It's also the hometown of everyone's favorite gap toothed welfare mother functional illiterate Fantasia Barrino.
To celebrate this, the city of High Point erected one of those huge ridonkulous signs like they have in Texas that says, "Fantasia Barrino welcomes you to High Point." (You know, come to think of it, the town I went to college in had one of those signs.)
A couple of locals are pissed because Fantasia has been telling lies about the town and also, presumably, because who wants their town to be known as the home of some gap toothed welfare mother functional illiterate?
"High Point is a depressing place for anyone who is not a furniture store owner. High Point is all about Furniture and nothing else," says Fantasia on page 210 of her new autobiography "Life Is Not a Fairy Tale." An article in this week's People magazine describes the city as "impoverished."
Come to find out the average median household income in High Point is roughly $5,000 better than the national average, as can be seen on the Fantasia Lies site. She also claims that the house she grew up in was in the projects and had no air conditioning, which is proven false on this page.
oops.
Posted by: jimmy | October 18, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Jesus. That Furniture Mafia is out to fucking end her career! She better write them an apology or something.
Shit. What am I saying? Write...
Posted by: Spiddy Sent | October 18, 2005 at 06:55 AM
Mughivr betruiy jska??? GTA uhisad tudwhie!! WIHDF UEHWIO WEOPI WDHOPCNM.
Be Blessed.
Posted by: Fantasia | October 18, 2005 at 06:58 AM
Seriously, I went to the lies site. I can't even say I believe this shit yet. I'll reserve my articulation until I here this bullshit on Entertainment Tonight.
Posted by: Euthanized Cat | October 18, 2005 at 07:30 AM
Only in America! I think it's great that someone who can't even read or write is making their way in circles that most only wish they could run in. High Point NC is one Fucked Up place. Some the dumbest Mother Fuckers on this earth live there. Also, it has one of the highest Aids rates in the country! STD's are so high there that outsiders joke; Don't Drink The Water! Fantasia can sing and with the right material and coaching, she's going to be around for a while. She is living proof that just because you Fucked Up you don't have to stay Fucked Up or keep Fucking Up...
Posted by: Craig | October 18, 2005 at 07:33 AM
Hilarious post. fantasiaslies.com......
Posted by: The Artist Known as Nastack | October 18, 2005 at 11:07 AM
fuck, i wanna punch the bitch in the teeth just looking at her ugly ass. What the fuck is wrong with america when even our pop stars are fake g's.
Posted by: Raf | October 18, 2005 at 01:21 PM
I thank she is a greet rolemodal for the strong blaq yoth of america and the usa as a whole. keep bean strung bebby gurl, I no you cant reed this but fer reel we luv you
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Posted by: Lucifer | October 18, 2005 at 02:19 PM
I HOPE U DIE!
AND BURN IN HELL!
-peace-
Posted by: TurkishGuyFromGermany | October 18, 2005 at 02:55 PM
i find it hard to believe that gap toothed welfare mother functional illiterate Fantasia would know what "impoverished" means.
Posted by: ronburgandy | October 18, 2005 at 03:21 PM
"That Furniture Mafia is out to fucking end her career! "
Carolina's answer to the Teamsters.
Posted by: Robbie | October 18, 2005 at 05:22 PM
Bol, seriously, why are you so immature? Doesn't even make sense you supposedly are educated, but your obsession with childish topics and utterly juvenile insights is puzzling.
Posted by: Dr. Phil | October 18, 2005 at 06:35 PM
I live right next foor to "High Peezzee" as the locals call it, and she has never told more truth than this shit.
Sorry Bol, but High Point is pretty much a shithole that keeps its downtown area looking good for them foreigners that come in for "market" every year. That median household income statistic only applies to those actually working in the furniture industry (or those actually WORKING).
Sorry but you're in the wrong lane on this one.
Posted by: jam | October 18, 2005 at 09:38 PM
Um, have you ever seen an actual ghetto? High Point, NC may be a shitty area, but it's certainly no Kinloch.
Posted by: Bol | October 18, 2005 at 09:49 PM
Its a natural reaction to say you are from the ghetto when you are black. I do it all the time and I'm from the suburbs.
Posted by: jermainethebrain | October 18, 2005 at 11:53 PM
> Its a natural reaction to say you are from the ghetto when you are black. I do it all the time and I'm from the suburbs.
stop fronting bitch! you aren't black.
Posted by: you ain't black, bitch | October 19, 2005 at 12:22 AM
>Um, have you ever seen an actual ghetto?
Never said I didn't live in one. I never lived in a suburb like I'm sure most of your posters.
Posted by: jam | October 19, 2005 at 03:17 PM
Rats the diffewence between a compruter in the ghetto and won not in dra grhetto
thra won in thra ghretto is stolen hahahahababingbongbongbaibongCACKAAAW!!
Posted by: chinesejapanese | October 19, 2005 at 05:24 PM
High Point's not upper middle class... but there's certainly much more ghetto areas of North Carolina.
Posted by: Skein | October 19, 2005 at 07:25 PM
TO WHOM IT MAYCONCERN THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT FANTASIA YOU ARE VERY IMMATURE AND CHILDISH THIS YOUNG LADY HAS CAME ALONG WAY SO LET HER INJOY THIS MOMENT I KNOW SOME OF YOU WISH YOU WERE IN HER SHOSE INJOYING THE MOMENT I DON,T NO ANY THING ABOUT HIGH POINT NC BUT SO WHAT YOU ALL SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THE PEPOLE THAT ARE OVER IN NEW ORLEANS AND KEEPING THEM IN YOUR PRAYS INSTEAD OF PUTTING FANTASIA DOWN SHE IS ONLY ONE PERSON SO USE YOUR MINDS FOR BETTER THINGS .P.S STOP BEING A HATER GOD IS WATCHING YOU.
Posted by: SUNSHINE | October 20, 2005 at 08:32 AM
fantasia is not bad she is trying her best at it.
Posted by: tamesha | October 21, 2005 at 03:05 PM
Idol winner? What makes her an Idol...Because she can sing? Apparently thats the only thing they're judging on because, aside from her voice, she's a disgrace. Dropping out of High School, not seeking help to improve her literacy, and deciding to marry and conceive at the age of 17, in my opinion, is far from being an "Idol". They should do a backgroud check with every audition in deciding whether or not they are worthy of being an American Idol. I mean, think about it, if Ted Bundy had a voice, whats stopping him from winning the contest, so what if he's a serial rapist/murderer...Fantasia has a fucked up resume as well, but still won the contest.
Posted by: Greg | February 07, 2006 at 05:32 PM
How can you tell you're dealing with a retard?
They use the word "hater."
Posted by: Ryan Lankford | July 18, 2006 at 01:00 PM