Creeping Juggaloism

My buddy Crash the First is working as a janitor down at Redneck Ghetto High School, and the other day over Taco Bell he reported a seriously disturbing development: Juggaloism is actually increasing in the younger generation of Redneck Ghetto residence. This comes as a crushing shock to both him and I, being that we assumed after those clowns retards ICP dropped that one shitty album and then threatened to burn down Disneyland or whatever the general populace forgot about them. Apparently, this is untrue and the wicked virus of Juggaloism is still spreading and infecting our nation's youth.

The next day (one of like 8 in the whole semester that I've gone to school) by some twisted act of Jah I ended up walking through the freshman hall on my way to get some coffee, and I witnessed several horrors that confirmed Crash's intel. Not only were several of the freshmen wearing ICP related clothes and chanting ICP lyrics in their guttural freshman language, like half the lockers in the hall were plastered with "Juggalo Pryde" posters. I'm not suggesting that those lockers be marked and their occupants sent to internment camps where they're forced to listen to Long Live The Kane all day or some shit, but something definitely needs to be done. It's for the bebbies.