Beer pong is for suckers

Whatever happened to just drinking for the sake of drinking? I mean, I was cool with the occasional drinking game back when they were just confined to the likes of the Hour of Power, the Century Club, Edward 40hands and the occasional 40mile. But what's with this bullshit about turning drinking games into an actual sport?

And actually, I'll even admit to taking part in something along the lines of a game of Beer Pong as well as some of everything else, but then I was young and impressionable (this was at least a year and a half ago). But now I feel it's worth stating: Beer Pong and its ilk are the kind of bullshit enjoyed by fucking pikers who end up on the 5 o'clock news.

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before one of these assholes dies in some gruesome accident and this bullshit is banned just like anything else cool you would want to do in college. Not to sound like some sadist, but I hope it's especially horrific. Real men drink because they're fucking compelled to, not as part of some bullshit social activity.