The Real World: Austin - Episode 15: Episode Summary
So I guess this is the episode where Johanna does the nasty with the guy that showed up to give her a ride home from jail Saturday morning - a time honored tradition in the "latin" community, I'm sure. Then once that's over and done with Wes is going to make his move.
First she shows up to his job looking extra, extra hot (really) and sits there and gets drunk, all stalker-like, which was probably not the best idea to begin with, but it turns out he might also have a girlfriend, or at least another drunk stalker girl.
So she realizes he doesn't actually like her, but she's going to bang him anyway because she's got a thing for dudes that know how to pour drinks and also he gave her that ride home from jail that time. I'm not surprised at all that Lacey's been sitting in a room the whole time watching various roomies get it on via closed circuit TV. Hopefully, it'll lead to some nasty confrontation at some point.
Sidenote: They're playing like 4-second clips from the new Death Cab album tonight in between the show and the commercials. Which is a nice touch I guess, but you wonder why they couldn't just work the songs into the actual show.
Johanna's on to the TV thing and is worried that people think she fucked Leo. But apparently she hasn't just yet, though it's certainly not for any lack of effort. She goes to some bar and basically attacks the dude while Wes stands outside and watches longingly, as most guys have at one point or another. Then he goes home and starts throwing random shit into the pool.
But later the dude shows up with a box of bratwurst for Wes, which I know would make me feel that much better, even if I knew he was about to drop one in my woman. They retire to Johanna and Lacey's room to get busy and Lacey tries to go upstairs and watch it on TV, but the two of them are on to her and are like, No, just stay here and watch. Amusingly enough, she actually does.
And it turns out they actually fucked this time. Embarrassed, Johanna leaves the dude on her bed, claiming she has to go get a pedicure. It looks like all she did was go outside and wait until he left the house. So he's probably done with that. She's pulls another one of her showing up to his job with her boobs all out routines but to no avail.
And of course when she gets back to the house, who's there waiting but our boy Wes. If I was him, I would've been standing there with a drink ready. Knowing her, he might have even hit it that same night.
NEXT WEEK: Their gay boss reminds them not to drink on the job. Heh.
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