Note: This post isn't about Eva Mendez, but I couldn't come up with a picture related to the subject.
The Guardian sez:
Doctors at a US clinic will start interviewing potential recipients for the world's first face transplant in the next few weeks, after winning approval from the clinic's internal review board.
The medical team at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio is led by Maria Siemionow, a 55-year-old surgeon who has spent years conducting research into face transplants, including experiments on animals and human cadavers.
Oh jeez. As if I didn't already have to worry about somebody stealing my kidneys and selling them on the black market, now it's apparently possible for someone to steal my face and commit bank robberies and shit looking like me. What kind of world is this? Next thing you know I'll be walking around with a huge nose and bad teeth and a hairlip trying to convince people that I'm the real Walt while "Big Walt the Agro-Centric" is all on the news breaking into jewelry stores, robbing old ladies, going up for seconds in Kentucky with a dirty plate, and stealing candy from bebbies.
I mean obviously the world is filled with people who want to be me, I mean why wouldn't they? I'm the weekend editor for the internets' leading rap blog, I have a live in relationship with Jennifer Aniston pending, and I bought new tires for my 5 dollar garage sale bike at Meijer yesterday. Not only that, I have an old ass 197something pick up truck that only needs windows seats and some subwoofers to be functional. Yep, I've got it all. But some deranged freak out there wants to steal my identity and take it all from me... Whoever you are, I'll be watching you, remember that.