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September 23, 2005

Jay-Z does not care about Gwen Stefani

Jay-Z does not care about Gwen Stefani

After days - weeks, even - of speculation, I'm proud to announce that I can now reveal who Jay-Z is planning on addressing at this upcoming Power 105 concert.

You'll recall that he recently stated in an interview that he was having some problems with individuals that were being "hard-headed" and that he might have to put them in a figure-four leg lock (which as an ex-wrestler I can tell you looks worse on TV than it actually is).

Well peep what he had to say in a recent interview in GQ:

"They think they can say those words and take ownership of hip-hop. You can't. It's a lifestyle. It's a culture. It's not just music.

"It's the way you present yourself, the way you talk, it's all that. You can't just say 'holler back' and you're in. It doesn't work like that."

That's right folks, your boy Jay-Z now has beef with Gwen Stefani.

But why? Is it because she jacked his idea of trying to buy a great album and kinda made it work? Or maybe it's because he thinks if he makes a song about her that she might do the nasty with him. I once considered that.

Either way, don't be surprised if you see her getting slapped around and "tampered with" in effigy in the next few weeks.

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