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September 18, 2005

DipSet=Young Republicans

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Well apparently after Barbara Bush said some dumb shit about the hurricane Mr. Juelz "I'm like a Don King statue with a perm in it" Santana decided to almost kinda let fly with the "stupid bitch" word(s).

SOHH.com sez:

Known for saying the most outrageous things, Juelz Santana scores another doozy this week when he alluded that former First Lady Barbara Bush is a "stupid bitch".

In an interview this week, SOHH.com asked Juelz to comment on the controversial statement made by Barbara Bush during her tour of the Houston Astrodome which temporarily houses Katrina evacuees. "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas," said President Bush's mama. "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality and so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them...."

Never one to bite his tongue, Juelz Santana told SOHH.com that Bush's comments sounded like the words of "a stupid bitch." "No disrespect and I really don't mean that, but that sounds like something a stupid bitch would say to me," Juelz offered. "For that to come out of somebody's mouth at a situation like this, the first thing to come out of my mouth would be 'Which stupid bitch said that?' I don't have no personal vendetta against her, so for anybody to say that at a time like this, I would reply with that answer like what type of bitch said that?"

What's the deal Sanman? We all know that you're thinking that Barbara Bush is a stupid bitch, so why not come out and say it? I mean shit even Kanye, currently holding the title of world's least gully non So So Def rapper had the balls to come out (no homo and no homo) and diss the Bush Dynasty. Why can't you?

I think I know why: The DipSet is secretly the Young Republican's club from some shitty college, sent by the Illuminati to infiltrate the hip hop nation. Seriously folks, my correspondent out in NY speaks of the insane degree to which DipSet control the minds of the youth there, and I myself have even noticed traces of their influence in the Redneck Ghetto, with long pink shirts abound and the screaming of "GET EM GIRL". The logical next step of course is to declare the Set's Rethuglican status and BAM an entire voter base for the Grand Ole Party.

I know that the similarities between gangsta rap and Rethuglicans have been examined in the past, and Bol himself has even theorized about the right wing nature of the Dips, but this is something that has the potential to seriously affect our country. I mean c'mon, look at the doofy Hysterian flags they wear everywhere, use ya brain. We need to call these cats out for what they are before it's too late. I mean unless you WANT the national anthem to include "AYE", "CHEA" and "SQUALLAAAAY".

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Byron Crawford a/k/a Bol is the celebrated author of several books, most recently NaS Lost: A Tribute to the Little Homey.

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