Another cool white mom

I've brought you these stories before about white kids' mothers who will go to hilarious lengths to impress their children's little playmates - usually providing drugs and alcohol and in some cases doing the nasty with young boys.

Which is always surprising to me because I have a hard enough time getting my mom to cook dinner. But this must be a fairly common occurrence, since I seem to come across these stories a lot more often than I actually write about them.

Here's the latest:

Mom Admits Arranging Sex For Daughter

Long Island woman has pleaded guilty to second-degree rape for providing the hotel room and the liquor so her 13-year-old daughter and a 14-year-old friend could have sex with two young men they had just met.

The woman, whose name is being withheld to protect her daughter's identity, allegedly told investigators it was time for her daughter to "have sex and get it over with."

Not to be making too many excuses for trashy white people, but the mom might actually have a point. I know when I was that age some liquor, a hotel room and a couple of young ladies would have settled me down quite a bit.

The mother, who lives in Sayville, took the girls to White Plains for an overnight shopping trip in April. The girls ran into the men - Gilberto Gonzalez, 19, of Pleasantville, and Michael Berger, 18, of White Plains - at a mall, and the men came to the Crowne Plaza Hotel, where the mother and girls had taken a room.

The mother bought beer and hard lemonade for the teenagers and admitted Wednesday in Westchester County Court that she was with them in the hotel room when the sex occurred.

Since they ran into these individuals at the mall and one of them's name is Gilberto, I'm thinking that the real issue here is that the mom arranged for these little girls to be "tampered with" by a black dude and a "latin" dude. Of course the site I got this from makes no mention of race.

I mean, think about it: People - especially those of a certain social status - have been providing their kids with hard lemonade and a place to do the nasty for years. Out here in the sticks especially, it's not that uncommon to hear stories of 14-year-old kids who basically live together as man and wife in one of the kid's parents' house.