The Real World: Austin - Episode 11: Episode Summary
The previews hinted that there may be some more static between Negrodamus and whatever the fat fake army nurse girl's name is. Is it bad that we're like 10 episodes into this shit and I can't even remember half these people's names? I'm sure all this High Life I've had isn't helping matters.
Wes goes out and ends up meeting some creepily hot uber-skinny white chick. He brings her back to the house to score, but it's obvious his game or whatever isn't going over so well. You can tell this is the kind of young broad that doesn't know shit about shit, not to be confused with most old broads that don't know much about shit.
My favorite is when he told her something to the effect of, "You're the kind of women that I could see myself making changes for." I'm gonna have to remind myself to use that one. Meanwhile, Rachel (that's her name!) makes it clear that she'll do anything short of walk into a bar, lift her skirt and yell, "Who wants this pussy?"
Club Nouveau basically tells her as much minus the disturbing visual, which sets off an odd shouting match. She throws some kind of weird bitch fit in which she attempts to make him shut up by shouting as loud as she can not unlike an 8-year-old would do, and then she stomps off into her bedroom. Seriously.
Nehemiah couldn't help but just sit there and laugh. I would've preferred if he would've went all Angry Black Kevin and tried to argue back, but him sitting there giggling like he just found a Now & Later or some shit was amusing, too. Did everbody just hear her say, "I hope you get shot out in the street some day?"
As an aside, does anybody else remember that one broad that Boring White Sportscaster Kevin was dealing with on Back to New York? The one who was supposedly in Maxim but then turned out to be like 15? I know I'll never forget.
As anybody could've predicted, Wes and Johanna went out and she was all over that cracka-ass cracka like white on rice. But why so all of a sudden? Is her green card running out? There may be work for her down in New Orleans, or in my bedroom. Which ever one would pay better.
Actually, the deal here is obvious: She saw the level of pussy he's been bringing home these past couple weeks and had to check herself. She's hot but she's not that hot. I'll take that young skinny broad over her every day of the week and twice on Tuesday, not to mention the blonde. I'd probably do something similar if I had a camera crew following me around 24 hours a day. Well played, Wes. Well played.
Meanwhile, it becomes clear if it wasn't already that Rachel's whole psycho hose beast routine is just a huge cry for attention. I guess an ugly girl's gotta do something. Personally, I'd never bang a girl that was in Iraq. My dick might catch cancer or something.
NEXT WEEK: Necromancer has the same moment that most other black dudes on this show have had at some point.
This post is part of:
