The Real World: Austin - Episode 10: Episode Summary
Honestly, this season is getting to the point where it's hard for even me to feign interest. I mean, at least last week there was a guy in a wheelchair to make fun of. Like I give a fuck about Danny coming back. Can't somebody else in his family die? What about Negroponte's mom?
Johana is still pissed at Wes because he called her a bitch and accused her of playing games on him. PWB wonders if nobody has learned anything from the death of Danny's mother. Meanwhile, Melinda is still carrying on with her trying to front like her and Danny were a couple thing.
Neurosurgeon - who thinks he's about to become the next Hype Williams - has been following people around the house videotaping them, including some exciting footage of Wes sleeping which he'll probably take home and jerk off to. Also, I guess you could say this has something to do with their job videotaping SXSW. After all, they wouldn't want to get down there and not know how to turn on the camera.
Danny just kinda shows up all of a sudden (as if the people at MTV didn't know exactly when he'd be walking in the door). Melinda, who must not have been doing anything other than sitting there watching the security camera, jumps up as if she hasn't seen this dude in 10 years. You can tell he's just like, "Will somebody get this bitch off of me?"
So they decide to go out. Danny and Wes come up with some sort of plan of how they're gonna ditch the girls for the evening, except for when Danny gets home, he's gonna fuck her. But when they get to the place, I'm sure you can guess who's there. Again, he's like, "Will somebody get this bitch off of me?"
Outside the club, she busts out the classic "Why are you acting weird?" So that's where that situation is. Back at the crib, Johana and Wes get into another one of their loud, drunken arguments. Danny sees Melinda passed out on the bed about to go out like Jim Morrisson minus the bathtub and so he picks her up and takes her to the toilet to puke.
Aww...
Who wants to bet she'll be damn near drinking herself to death more often now?
NEXT WEEK: Wes finds some nasty-looking underaged goth chick. Negrodamus gets into it with the fat veteran.
ALSO: I read on some other kid's blog that Negativland and PWB hook up. That's not true is it?
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