The Real World: Austin - Episode 6: Episode Summary
The gang all goes out to this joint The Dizzy Rooster, but Danny can't go because his eye is still messed up. I'm assuming that the doctor has him on some pills that don't go well with drank, because otherwise I can't see what would be keeping him from going anywhere. Melinda dances around like a skank for a little bit at the Rooster, but when she realizes no one is interested, she runs home, strips off her clothes and hops in the shower with Danny. It's obvious he has his reservations about the broad, but what are you gonna do when she just drops trou and joins you in the shower like that.
For what seems like the first time in a long time, they go to meet with some guy (a UT film professor) about their "job" at South By Southwest, a meeting that seems to last all of two minutes.
I notice that so much attention this season seems to be devoted to who's going to bang who, as if this was high school or some shit. Wes and Nehemiah seem to constantly be going back and forth about which of their groupies they're going to bring back to the house. Danny goes up to Wes for advice about how to handle the Melinda situation (He should drop her and bang as many chicks as possible). Melinda issues an ultimatum to the confessional (i.e. nobody) that Danny had better decide who he wants to bang: her or random groupies.
Remember what I was saying before about Danny not going out because he can't drink? Nevermind that. When the gang goes out yet again to get wasted and dance around like sluts, first he begs Melinda to stay home and fuck him, and then he hops in the hot tub and throws back at least a sixer - breakfast for some of us, but a big deal to a little fruit like him. The next day (or two weeks later - who knows?), he goes and gets his stitches out, which is more or less the end of his eye situation.
I didn't really catch Wes and Nehemiah's cheerleader situation, but, apparently, he ran into some broad who happens to be a cheerleader and ended up convincing her to invite several of them to go out with them. Admittedly, this was some pretty exquisite-looking tang, even if they were just hanging around to get on TV. I notice none of them actually made it back to the house.
Danny got really fucked up (dude was kinda yellow-looking) and ended up puking in a toilet. Melinda, after realizing he didn't bring home any trim, goes and plays with his hair while he hurls. He's visisbly still drunk the next morning when they have to go for another one of their two-minute meetings about their "job."
Next Week: His mom burns up in a crack house.
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