The Real World: Austin - Episode 5: Episode Summary
Rachel gets a package from her bf Erik, the guy she got caught banging over in Iraq and had to go stand on the roof and scare away the birds. Just to show the level of intellect of the average troop over in Iraq, this fucking dumbass sent several half gallons of ice cream in the motherfucking mail packed in ice. She pretends to be surprised and pleased at what he did, but then she calls him and tells him that she'd like some time apart (to fuck guys).
She met some guy on the first night who could pull way better trim than her ugly ass, but he agrees to follow her back to the house anyway just so that he can get on TV (this could be his big break). Meanwhile, Wes and Nehemiah have got this thing going on where they're constantly talking about all the pussy they're going to get and yet I've yet to see either one of them get any action despite the fact that it's been proven that it's impossible not to pull trim when you've got a fucking camera crew following you around.
So they get the idea to invite some chicks over and start talking all kinds of shit about having entire cheerleading squads coming over to hook up. They actually get this broad to come over and she was actually kinda hot, but then she brought over these 3 other chicks that were just straight dogs. It starts to become clear that neither of them are going to get very much action while in Texas and actually both of them might be closet cases.
After coming over to the house at least twice and sitting on the couch like a couple of eight graders, Collin finally agrees to go on a date - to a sushi bar - with Rachel. My guess is that he was probably expecting some path of least resistance tang the first couple of times he came over, but finally realized he was going to have to drop at least $40 to hit it. So they get back to the crib and hop on the bed and she starts talking some shit about how she doesn't want things to go too fast, but after homeboy starts looking at the front door, Large Professor-style, she was finally just like, "Alright then, let's fuck."
Afterwards, there was some stink about the fact that she told him to leave because she was tired and needed to sleep and also I think she tried to make it appear as if they didn't actually do it, as if MTV didn't get the whole thing on tape. So yeah, she's got some issues. I don't see much at all coming of that relationship. Later on, it's revealed that Collin has a girlfriend (a pretty good looking one) and only banged Rachel "because he could." Next thing you know, Rachel is on the phone with Erik talking about how she loves him and she changed her mind about seeing other people.
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