The Real World: Austin - Episode 4: Episode Summary
I haven't really gotten around to mentioning this before this season, but Rachel (3rd asshole from the right) is a phenomenally bad looking woman. Maybe even the worst in Real World history. It's hard to tell in that picture... I mean, she looks pretty bad in it, too, but she looks fucking hideous on TV. It's hard to say, but I think I might honestly do Montana from the Real World Boston before I'd hit that. I mean, if this was 1997 - she's probably pretty old-looking now.
She got caught having sex with her boyfriend, Eric, some big country looking motherfucker, while they were in Iraq. Supposedly, her punishment was to have to stand guard on the roof, but I wonder if they really just put her up there to scare the birds. Things come to a head at Ruby Tuesday's when Rachel has the sheer balls to suggest that being a fake nurse in the Army is worse than being in jail, because people in jail at least have the Internets. Netheusetal, or whatever his name is, explains in a confessional that he's tired of hearing her "I was in Iraq" bullshit because he's against war.
Danny can't go anywhere and allegedly can't have sex because of the thing with his eye, so he does nothing but sit there and hold an ice pack to it all day everyday. I notice that, through some tricky editing, they show him explaining that he's not used to dealing with the kind of broads that go to bars and act all slutty right before a scene in which she goes to a bar and acts all slutty. As part of some kind of drinking game, if I'm not mistaken, she ends up making out with Wes, which really didn't strike me as being that big of a deal, but this is the Real World, so who knows.
So they go to some empty club, it looks like, to have some kind Asian fellow show them how to use a video camera. I guess the big stink is that Rachel tries to wake people up all early and shit as if it matters whether or not they show up to their fake job on time. Back at el crib, as they call it down in Tejas, Neopolitan and the guys are arguing about whether or not Bush Mengele is a robot(?), when Rachel walks in and starts up with her "I was in Iraq" bullshit. Negroponte, already fed up from several earlier incidents is just like, "Bitch, you were a nurse in Iraq!"
Lo and behold, the thing with Melinda and Wes turns out to be a big deal. It's hard to tell, but it looks like whatever that pasty white bitch's name was might have told Danny about it, which could end up being a big deal itself. Honestly though, I think their little thing might have been over when she showed up to the hospital all trying to introduce herself to his pa as if she was his woman or some shit. And then she just went and broke up with her supposedly serious boyfriend just like that so that they could fuck while everybody else was at the bar. Yeah, it's probably best that he go ahead and cut this one off at the source.
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