The Real World: Austin - Episode 3: Episode Summary
As the episode begins, Danny is worried that he might come out of his upcoming surgery looking like a stroke victim or, even worse, Bobby Brown. Also, his pa is apparently coming into town to, I don't know, feed him Jello while he's in the hospital or some shit. I like how he explains to a few of his rommates that he doesn't talk to his mom that much because she has a drinking problem that causes a lot of problems, apparently completely unaware of the ridonkulous amount of irony inherent in such a statement.
An amusing moment occurs when Wes, Rachel and Johana go out to some club. Wes is sitting there with the mangled-looking fake Army nurse Rachel when some better-looking broad comes up to him and is like, "Why are you sitting there with that ugly chick? Man, that's some cold shit! Wes is still trying to do the nasty with Johana, which strikes me as a dumb idea for a lot of reasons but mainly the fact that the two of them have got to live together for the next 10 weeks or whatever. It can't be too hard to find a reasonably hot-looking "latin" broad down there in Texas, what with all of the current issues we've been having with the border down there.
The other non-revelation of the episode is that Rachel has got a thing for Wes and is big time jealous of Johana. In that sense, it might actually be beneficial that Wes bang Johana just as a plot point because then Rachel will be compelled to run out make herself available to some 10-at-a-time gang bang action with some high school ROTC kids, RW Philadelphia Melanie-style. Am I the only one that's seeing that? I guarantee to you she's going to end up doing something "sexually unseemly" before the season's over.
Danny has his eye operated on. Whatever. How bad would it be though to have your path of least resistance trim all showing up to your surgery and talking to your dad as if she was your new woman or some shit. I guess it wouldn't have been polite to have suggested to her to find something else to do that weekend.
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