It's hot as a crotch!

So yesterday I hadn't planned to or anything, but I ended up downing 20 beers between about 5 pm and midnight. Nothing record-breaking or anything, but you can imagine the piss I took when I woke up this morning. It was one of those situations where I had to piss bad enough that it actually woke me up. Otherwise I probably would've slept for another 4 hours or so. And actually, I don't feel any different than I would have had I drunk like 2 beers, but I'm kind of afraid that if I go outside to get a CD out of the car, I'll have some kind of stroke like you see people having during the summer, which would just be embarassing.

I read in The Paper the other day that something ridiculous like 20 bums died down in Phoenix in the last week, and even though it's a good thing anytime a bum dies, you do kind of wish that they would've burned to death in an abandoned crack house or some shit and not because it was just that hot outside. Of course it wasn't actually mentioned in The Paper, but I'm assuming that these bum's deaths were directly related to the consumption of MD 20/20 and the like in the extremely hot weather. Because usually when you hear about people dying from the heat, it's old people holed up in non-air conditioned homes, and I haven't heard much about that at all recently.

Some how, and I don't have any "scientific evidence" to back this up, but I get the feeling that it's hotter this year than it's ever been in the past, and it's only going to get worse. Which really doesn't bode well for me on a personal level. I might have to look into moving to Canada or some shit.