Bol sells himself (no homo)

A while ago, I was approached by this insurance company (to paraphrase Tyler Durden, not a very major one) that was interested in paying me to work my Internets magic on their website. Of course I wasn't crazy about the idea, but, at the time, I was working at the Big Gay Mart and that really wasn't working out well at all. Something was going to have to happen. It really was coming down to getting a so-called real job (read: being a sucker like the rest of you) or finally starting to get paid for this Internets shit. Long story short, I decided to take up this Internets shit full time.

Basically, my job entails driving copious amounts of traffic to their insurance information website. Aside from placing a few links to the site from Ye Olde BC, which you can expect to see here any day now, I've also started two new blogs that I will be writing for them (note that they have about as much control over the content here as the rest of you assholes, which is none). The Celebrity Scum Bucket covers the kind of news about celebrities that is all the rage on the Internets these days. The other blog, Car Noir, is about that men's cologne that they used to sell back in the day that makes you smell like a rapist. No, actually it's about cars.

Feel to check out either or both of them and if you like what you see, add them to your bookmarks, link to them from your sites and what have you. And if you don't, feel free to throw whatever kind of bitch fit you feel is necessary. I'm aware that neither of them is perfect or close to it, so I'd be especially interested in any kind of constructive criticism of them you could leave either here or there.