The least gulliest rappers of all time

Having already gone over my list of the top 5 gulliest MCs of all time, I figured it'd be interesting, perhaps even more interesting, to take a look at the top 5 least gulliest MCs of all time. I don't know if these dudes are actually the 5 least gulliest MCs in the history of rap, but they've all been involved in incidents that definitely put their alleged manhood into question.

5. Father MC

More or less forgotten today, Father MC was actually pretty big back in the early, early '90s. He had a string of successful singles that centered around how much of a sucker he was and all of the various things he was willing to do for women. P. Diddy, who is rather teh ghey himself, was a background dancer in a few of his videos and Mary J. Blige, who can't really sing, was one of his background singers.

While he was already pretty much gone from the scene by 1993, Snoop Dogg dealt his career that ultimate death blow, Kwame-style, by mocking his throwing away money on women antics on a skit from his debut album, Doggystyle.

4. Pete Rock

Granted, nobody really considers Pete Rock a "rapper" first and foremost and producers in hip-hop are obviously allowed a certain level of teh gheyness above and beyond what's expected of their MC counterparts (Neptunes, anyone?), nhjic, but PR does have two albums out where he's the main MC and he did rhyme on both of the Pete Rock and CL Smooth albums.

Anyhoo, while PR remains one of the most well-respected producers in the game on a purely musical level, his own personal reputation has been dealt many a devastating blow over the course of the past year or so. First of all, Pete Rock is apparently broke and owes money all over town, to the point even where his house was put in foreclosure and he's been avoiding making child-support payments to take care of his own kids.

Not that being broke makes you any less of a man, but when you've put in the amount of work that PR has over the course of his career and you have nothing to show for it, then obviously there's some issues. Lo and behold, it was revealed by my Senior Correspondent Combat Jack that he was being extorted for years by his own weed carriers, the YGz. Also, CL Smooth called him a "faggot" several times and ordered him to "make me a beat, bitch!" in this classic inverview.

3. Sticky Fingaz

No homo Juelz Santana. On the hand, I can't front like I've never been on the receiving end of an ass whipping by members of the caucasian race. I would even go so far as to say that if you haven't at some point, then you aren't a for real drinker. But at least my shit didn't end up on TV. Sticky Fingaz had the sheer balls to go on one of those celebrity boxing shows on TV fighting some gully ass white skater dude and actually lost - an event immortalized by Fiddy Cent in the lyrics to his debut single "How to Rob."

2. Prodigy

In retrospect, it was always kind of obvious that Prodigy is not among the gulliest of individuals. I'll admit that I was kind of impressed with the dude, no homo, when he was threatening to beat people up on that skit from The Infamous, but then I was only 14 years old at the time. It wasn't until later that I realized the dude was tiny, suffered from sickle cell and probably wouldn't be much harder to kill than your average bum.

In that same skit, he makes some thinly-veiled references to the second gulliest rapper of all time, Keith Murray, for which he would eventually pay the price. Rumor has it that Keith once ran into Prodigy outside NYC's legendary gully jig establishment, The Tunnel, and jacked him in his face old school-style before he eventually took off running like a little bitch. But the event that really sealed Prodigy's reputation as a fudge and effectively ended his career was when Jay-Z put up a big picture of him dressed up as a motherfucking ballerina on the screen at one of those dumbass Summer Jam concerts.

1. Cassidy

I was going to put 2Pac at number one, but that would've just been too obvious. Also, some people in the other post about gully rappers were trying to bring up this kid and suggest that the fact that he's now wanted by the po-po in connection with a murder somehow makes him the gulliest rapper of all time.

First of all, I'm pretty sure he didn't do it. What kind of idiot that's got an album that's coming out in 2 weeks and an inexplicably popular single that's burning up the charts is really about to waste all that by shooting at somebody? If anything, I'm guessing that he had one of his weed carriers do it which, as far as I'm concerned, doesn't make you any more gully. I mean, having enough juice to have somebody offed does have gully connotations, but putting the safety of The Bag and your own career in jeopardy is just retarded.

Also, even if he did do it, Cassidy, as far as I'm concerned, is kinda like the white guy who does some sick shit to impress his gang of black friends. We already know the dude's a fudge just based on that song he did with R. Kelly; so actually going out and shooting somebody, at this point, is no more gullier of an act than gorging yourself on a bacon cheeseburger made out of Krispy Kreme donuts and is actually kinda similar in a way.