I've had some crazy nights after heavily consuming Flaming Dr. Peppers (no homo). I've had tables and carpets catch on fire, but never have I been so completely inebriated by the libation concoctions that I've ignited my own fucking face.
In normal sized beer mug: Your beer of choice (I find that it tastes best with Newcastle)
In shot glass: 1/3 bacardi 151, 2/3 Amaretto
Light shot glass on fire with match or lighter. Drop flaming shot (no homo) into beer mug and chug the whole thing down. After about a handful of these consider yourself completely fucked (but with the best drunken feeling EVER). Just don't light your whole fucking face on fire like a jackass.
P.S. Waaah waaah waaaah! bring Bol back. Quit your sniveling you gotdamn pansies. (Sean=Teh Ghey) VIVA GEEKBIRD!!!
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