[ED NOTE: I didn't bother to tell djxplicit, or anybody for that matter, that I had turned off the guest-posting function when I got back in town on Monday, so he wrote this today and then emailed me frantically when he couldn't get it to publish. Because it's about old people dying, I've decided to post it here anyway. -- Bol]
Yesterday, I went to get a sandwich from some sandwich place near my house. I came back to my house and the beeyotch had messed up on the order, giving me some vegetarian bullshit, no homo. I was too lazy to go back and demand for them to get the order straight, nhjic. It was Motherfucking Hot, so it's not like I wanted to go back over there. So I just went in the kitchen and added some sort of meat to the sandwich. No homo x8.
And so I was kind of pissed off, eating my vegetarian sandwich with ham or whatever the fuck, and then the news came on. And then... I heard the wonderful news. The first confirmed heat-related death has occurred to an elder member of the community. Now, most of the elderly dies in winter, so it's always nice to hear that the heat is taking some of them during the summer.
On Friday, a 71-year-old woman from Prince George's County died with heart disease listed as a complicating factor.
Now thats what I'm talking about! I think Bol has already gone into why we dislike the elderly, so I won't stress the details. I would like to add that elderly women are particularly useless, their female
talents use for cooking, cleaning and having sex has been either lost or at least severly diminished. Especially the sex part.
Not only that, but the chance of children dying is also high. It's all about locking them inside the car, man.
Now, all my posts take a stance, so here it is: write to your county executive, mayor, or whoever the fuck runs shit, and tell them to put a legal ban on the elderly entering cooling centers. Here in Washington D.C. and PG county there's a few, and they dont have an age limit. We must set an age limit and possibly ban children as well.
The worst part is Alexandria, VA:
Alexandria's senior centers, all air-conditioned, are open free to anyone 60 years old or older for daytime activities.
Call them at the following numbers and tell them to shut down their activities, at least for the elderly:
- The Charles Houston Senior Center, 905 Wythe St., (703) 838-4832
- The Saint Martin de Porres Senior Center, 4650 Taney Ave., (703) 751-2766
On an unrelated note, to all my people who dont know: I'm going to be away for a bit. Check my blog for details.