Andy Milonakis age rumor

Actually, this isn't even so much of a rumor as it is a matter of fact, but it's certainly not as well known as it should be thanks to those tall Israelis over at MTV always trying to hide information from a brother. Next thing you know, we'll be finding out that he commited some sort of date rape that they attempted to cover up by sending him on an out of nowhere trip to Cancun, which I'm sure is just like sending a kiddie rapist to Thailand or some shit.

But anyway, I was watching this crap the other day, and while I did notice that some of the "humor" seemed, not smart per se but smart for a 12-year-old boy, or however old he's supposed to appear to be, it never really occurred to me to suspect that he might actually be an adult just pretending to be a 12-year-old boy. Sure enough, it turns out he's one of these guys who's got some sort of growth disorder that makes him look like a little kid despite the fact that he's actually a 27-year-old man.

I noticed that in the press leading up to this Sunday's premier of his awful new program, he skillfully avoids (having no doubt been trained by his owners at MTV) mentioning how old he is other than to say, in the USA Today for example, that he's somewhere between the ages of 10 and 30, but I found an older article, from back when he was first beginning to gain notoriety for his "The Superbowl Is Gay" video, that goes into a lot more detail as far as this kid's actual story is concerned.

ALSO: I've mentioned this before, but this really is the greatest and best piece of Journalism in the history of the form. I'll be upset if both individuals involved don't receive the Pulitzer. [via Foz's House of the Awesome]

Comments

[BK]

First!

[mealone]

This article just gave me serious chills. I can't come up with the word for it but this is along the lines of reverse pedophilia. Making the public believe you are a cute smart funny chubby youngster.

[Bol]

Yeah, just imagine if he started doing porno, fucking bitches with peanut butter on his face and freestyling.

[person]

he really is 27 years old read this: What some of Mr. Milonakis' fans may not have known is that the Chunky Peanut Butter Boy and Cuppy and the "Super Bowl Is Gay" kid isn't a kid at all. Mr. Milonakis has a medical condition--"a growth-hormone thing," he said--that makes him look considerably younger than his age. He could easily pass for a wise-ass junior high schooler.

But Mr. Milonakis isn't a wise-ass junior high schooler. At 27, he's a wise-ass network administrator at a midtown accounting firm who's been quietly moonlighting in comedy for years.

Mr. Milonakis was completely up front about his age--it's no secret--but didn't want to go into great detail about his condition. Too "Barbara Walters Special," as he put it. "I do comedy," he said. Though his appearance did make it "harder to get girls," he said he's in good health. "I don't have any liver or kidney disease like Gary Coleman," he said.

[Luke Cold]

Thank God you posted this. I've been telling people this for over a year and no one believed me. Just stupid rumors right? As for the show, it's really hit or miss. When he's on, it's absolutely hilarious. That is few and far between. More often than not, he fails and you are left scratching your head. I do have to get him credit for being a creepy fat diseased guy with very marginal talent making himself into an underground icon, even if it will be short lived.

[Geekbird]

"Homo admits he has a lot of work ahead of him in order to get the program up to the standards of his boys track program."

HAHAHHAHAHAH

[Fresh]

I thought there was something strange about his sense of humor for a 12 year old kid.

[Bols Baby Mama]

Bol when is you comin' over to feed the chil'ren 'nem? Where is my child support check motha fucka? Don't make me go gully on your ole raggedy ass! Get over here and get these damn kids!

[Dave]

That fat fuck was banned from the Something Awful forums like 3 years ago for being an unfunny annoying fat fuck. Of course MTV would pick an unfunny fat fuck to host a TV show.

Yeah, he's 27, and that's his schtick. Once people found out he wasn't 13, he stopped being funny. Fuck that guy.

[Bols Baby Mama]

Bol! I done called you and ya mama at least twent times in the last five minutes! Where the fuck is you, nigga? Lil Shadiddysheequah has a fever and Queefius won't stop hustlin' on the streets! Nigga come get these got damn kids! Stop postin about other fat cracka-ass-crackas and come get your own fat ass over yonda!

*Bols Baby Mama

[BK]

Got to agree with Geekbird!

A.H.:"I'll run the same system with little tweaks."

LMAO!!! (no adam homo just in case)

[Geekbird]

I think we need to start saying (no adam homo) strictly on principle, otherwise, we don't do that article justice.

[supanicemc]

hahahaha adam HOMO what a home(n/h on my part of course)

fat fuckin guy freestylin' http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=110214

[RedZepprin]

Bol's Baby Mama = funniest shit ever.

[HoneyB_Fly]

LAMO@ PUSEEEY. is he Free stylin over a Kanye beat?

i think Bol babymomma is from the souff.

[Slate Rock]

Oh my god make it stop. The image of that hormonally dysfunctional wackjob flowing is permanently etched in my head. I need a power drill.

[Bols Baby Mama]

BOL GOD DAMN IT! COME GET YOUR GOD DAMN WEED CARRIERS UP OUTTA HERE! They is stankin up my crib! YOU KNOW YOU GOT CUSTODY FOR THE SUMMER N SHIT!

And while your deadbeat ass is postin' n things, why dont you post about the BET Awards you lazy motha fucka? They provide a show for yo ole nigga ass and you cant even post about the shit. You aint nothin but a nigga.

*Bols Baby Mama

[Bol]

I don't watch the BET Awards.

[bitchpleeze]

bol's baby mama = http://crunktastical.blogspot.com

[Geekbird]

why does the blogroll go through the alphabet twice?

[Bol]

>why does the blogroll go through the alphabet twice?

I guess the program they use to sort by alphabet is case sensitive. It's always been like that.

[Geekbird]

btw, with this new template the titles for the posts have an extremely large font.

I still think you need to keep the convicted picture up.

[Steve-O]

C'mon jig, get rid of that fucking picture gracing your blogsite. You say Natalee Holloway's ugly, but then you post the little peanut butter smeared freak all day on your website? Hmmmmm....

[Eric]

I first saw "Psycho White Rapper Kid" via a friend's AIM profile, and I was high as fuck . . . it was unbearably funny while blazed, and for the first time . . . but the fact that he's 7 years older than me . . . makes me feel alot better for the way I act.

[Fresh]

Bitchpleaze ya name speaks for itself. Anyways, this layout looks very crisp. I like it. I kinda miss the convicted pic though.

[Steve-O]

AND you got rid of the convict?

[HoneyB_Fly]

NOOOOOOOOOOO this makes it look official & shit. Put the convict pic up again

[rossy104]

yeah put the convicted pic back up i was sure that was you. That fat kid sucks his work as a comedian isnt nearly as funny as his medical condition

[Chip]

ADAM HOMO!!!! You know he went to an all-male college, one of like 3 left in the nation? So homo...

[rec]

I also liked the "convicted" pic (no adam homo)it looked kindfa gangsta (no homo juelz santana)

[HoneyB_Fly]

booooooooooooool, wtf? u mean to tell me that convict picture wasn't really you?

[Andy is mad sexy]

Andyy is maddd sexyyy and hes funnyyyyy we love anddyyyyy

[bam margera]

eggs

[Justin is me and im eating a pregnant roller skate]

mommy says that lesbians are good people because they take good care of their cats. is that true andy? because i hope it is.

[toe funugs]

omg!! total shocker! i thought he was my age! this ruins everything! how AHH! weird!!! oh well hes still mad chill and weird! lol but 27??!!! wow

[gina]

omg everyone shut the hell up andy milonakis is hilarious no matter what his age is..ya hear bitches?! so cha chill OUT MOFOS

[tonymacq]

>so cha chill OUT MOFOS

Do you see what MTV has done?

[Vinny]

this is some crazy shit. LOL

[Melissa]

I just saw the Andy Milonakis show for the first time tonight and I laughed my a$$ off the entire time. I have a few friends with exactly this same sense of humor. I think it's a Wisconsin thing. Many people don't get it, can't take it/deal with it. It's their boring ass loss. Andy, you da bomb man! Chicken leg head lady omg... AhahahahhAHAHAHh! Mooshu pork guy. ahh I still LOL just thinking about it.

[unbelievable]

haha old moofookka and soooooo stupidd haha cant belive it u must be really brainwashed to like this dump.. and if u pull jokes like this hhhe toobad fo yo and ppl around u... america wake up!

[Vinny]

Ive tried to post this on MTV. But ive done it twice and I think theyve taken it down some one help spread this cause MTV is misleading everyone.

[Sebastian]

He's not funny read my blog intry about it http://sebastianzon.blogspot.com/

[Casey]

andy milonakis is the funniest fucker ever. fuck all u bitches below who call him an unfunny fat fuck. he is the shit

[andy]

andy is the shit.... who cares how old he is hes funny as fuck... and hes makin the best out of that fucked up little kid body of his...... how would u like to be 27 with a 4 1/2 inch dick?? give him a break

[Drew]

yo that fuck is not funny.i have no clue how he got a show.My asian friend is mad funny and he does skits on the street and shit and he puts that fat slob to shame.mentally challenged peeps dont even laugh at that ehonda bastard.

[Jacob]

WOW!!!.....that shits stupid!!i know how u feel drew...my friends freakin halarious!!

[Real Person]

I almost shot my fucking television. For fuck's sake.. its the most retarded bunch of crap I have ever personally witnessed on my tv. If I see it again, I may just go through with it and end it all.. On a side note, most of the posts to this forum seem to be written by illiterates.

[lee ratchet]

i havent watched this trash ass show and dont intend to. i heard his show is annoying, looking at the dudes face gets on my nerves.

[stale chicken nuggets]

You all shut up. Andy is human. What if people were talking crap about you. You don't know him as a person. I think his show is great. If you don't like it, then live with it! You don't need to watch it. Plus I don't care how old Andy is. I still think he's cute.
GOOOOOOOOO FFFRRRROOOOOGGGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Real Person]

So what? If I were on television.. A whole lot of people would undoubtedly talk crap about me. But this.. this show is ridiculous. I won't even watch the Jimmy Kimmel show again.. I'm almost going to ban Crank Yankers.. due to Jimmy Kimmel producing this mound of steaming puke.

The kid deserves it. You put yourself on television, you put yourself up for all to scrutinize. Fuck that guy, and fuck his show, and fuck his pancakes and oh, fuck Snoop Dogg for appearing on there too.

[Some Dude]

Just because..you dont like a show you shouldnt hate ALL the shows produced by the same person..jeesh..

[alex]

if youre all so cool and big to be putting down other people why dont all you fucks have your own show?

[Whitney]

Are You Serious?! Andy Milonakis is 27! I though he was like my age! (Im 13)Thats very strange..i just cant get over it...hes probably just like gary colemen if what you guys say is true, he probably has a growing deficiancy. Thats really weird...i had a little crush on him thinking he was my age blechhh...then again, if he was 13, how could he own an apartment like he does in all his sketches on TV? ...that so weird...oh well...i still LOVE his show its the funniest thing ever. I LOVE PANCAKE FACE!!

[nicole]

well if hes really kinda like gary coleman ( reffering to whitneys comment on july 6th ) then maybe hell run for governer of california sometime soon. i doubt that anyone would vote for him though .. considering the whole 'pancake face' thing and how hes kinda lying to us on that stupid show mtv's got now. i was watching it thinking it was alright.. i myself like those random sort of things.. theyre pretty funny; ive always wanted to make a show and do that sort of thing. now that i know hes all old now though.. GROSS. okay thats extremely disturbing and i really wish i didnt know that.

[Whitney]

U SUCK NICOLE YOUR JUS JEOLOUS CUZ HES BLACK!

[Stale chicken nuggets]

I still think Andy is HOTT. Hey Andy, I'm 26. Call me.

[Stale chicken nuggets]

Hey Whiteney! Back off!!!!!!!! Andy is my man!

[Berissa]

Okay so i juss recently watched the show for the first time and as i was watching him i couldnt figure out if he was a young adult or an older man..So after reading these comments ive come to conclusion that he is an older man..But what kinda Sick Man would wanna spend his life trapped in entertainment as a young adult.I guess for the same reason Gary did!? Strange Beings!
It kinda kills the show for me now because i was enjoying the raw humor of the 12 year old now knowing hes 27 kinda brings it down

[ALLAYYYYY]

ANDY MILONAKIS CAN RUB PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE ANYTIME!

[HoneyB_Fly]

SICK BITCH

[stale chicken nuggets]

Hey Bitches! Andy is my man. Ya he would rubb peanut butter on your face.....with his butt!!! so shut up, he's mine. Hi Andy Call me! I think your HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE THE FISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam]

This article is more than stupid. Haha, you all actually believe that this kid is 27?
His voice, his immaturity, you all are pretty whacked.

[Andrew]

Andy's 29. Damn, well, he does drink and smoke and cusses a lot for a "12 year-old kid". Couldn't believe it though, but, if u hear him in one of his skits, called "Happy Baloons" you'll hear him say "Terminal illness, terminal shmillness" Jus think about it...

[I LOVE YOU ANDY!!]

Andy is MAD HOT

[tK111]

i seriously doubt Andy really acts like that in real life. As far as I'm concerned, I laughed in every single skit with the episode featuring snoop dogg. I don't think he could've done anything better if he had his own show. He took advantage of his illness for comedy and is being flamed for it. That's nice.