Why I like the summertime

For the most part, I don't particularly care for the summertime. I mean, I can appreciate the fact that for a few months each year, it's almost (but not really) socially acceptable for women to walk around wearing less clothing than an Eastside prostitute; that part I can deal with. But in order to actually see any of this you have to venture outdoors, which is a problem because it's Motherfucking Hot out there. On the worse days of summer, I don't even like to go outside to get some shit out of my car, especially if I've been drinking. A brother might mess around and catch a heat stroke up in this bitch.

Which brings me to my point: If there's a plus side to the summertime, other than big jiggling titties, it's that lots and lots of old people die each year. I don't have any actual statistics on this, but I wouldn't be surprised if twice as many old people die during the summer than, say the spring or autumn. All summer long, especially during the dog days you see stories on the news about old people who couldn't quite afford to keep the AC cranking, burning up like dogs in locked cars. And man, let me tell you: I just love it. No homo. Not that I'm the kind of person to necessarily celebrate the death of others, but I find old people to be one of the worst groups of people in the whole country, maybe even worse than Indian people. But don't quote me on that, because I'd have to think about it.

Here are a few reasons:

A) Old people stink.
This one is just real basic. Old people, I guess because they're old, have to coat themselves with all sorts of foul-smelling chemicals, not unlike Tom Berenger in the movie Major League, just so that they can function. And if that's not bad enough, a lot of them can't help but to constantly shit their pants, and then they think it's cool to walk around like that. I guess once you get to be a certain age, your sense of smell just goes, because I know I've been in situations in which I thought I was literally about to pass out, and these old motherfuckers just stood there as if nothing was wrong.

B) Old people are poor.
Here's a problem that applies to a lot of people, but it seems to affect old people in particular, I guess because they're too old to hold down an actual job. Now, I don't really have a problem with poor people in general, as long as they stay confined to their government (meaning part of Bol's paycheck) subsidized housing and never, ever, ever venture out into a situation in which they might cause a problem for me. But old people, not unlike a certain other group of people, coincidentally enough, have this bad, bad tendency to go and try to spend money in places where they know good and well they can't afford to.

Where as the aforementioned Indian people like to go with a straight 10 percent tip, completely regardless of the level of service, old people instead like to go with a standard two dollars, both regardless of how much they spent and the actual level of service. So in that sense, I guess you can say that old people really are worse than Indian people. Also, I've noticed that the elderly have a tendency to do silly shit like buying a bunch of socks and bath gowns and what have you and then returning that shit the next week so that they can go get their prescriptions filled. Wal-Mart is actually creating a list and is just going to start telling these people to fuck off, while at the BGM, we just say a little silent prayer that they slip, fall and die en route from the service desk to the pharmacy counter. Or at least I know I sure do.

and

C) Old people are fucking racist.
Finally, this is a good enough reason to wish death on anybody, but especially old people. I mean, on the one hand, I can appreciate the fact that a lot of these people's parents used to own black people and maybe they have fond memories of hanging niggers from trees and burning crosses in front of black churches and what have you. But, on the other hand, any time when you have to save up to buy motherfucking socks, you officially forfeit your right to be racist against anyone. If I had a nickel for every time one of these old, racist cracka-ass crackas walked up to one of my employees (typically a 40+ year-old white lady) and asked them if they were the manager, when I was standing right there (I guess they assume I'm the janitor or somebody), I'd have at least 8 dollars.

Comments

[djxplicit]

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[Combat Jack]

Damn B, you just don't gives a phuckk!!

[geekbird]

Let's not forget that these old folks drive worse then us asians. Remember a couple years back over here in Cali when apparently it was the new trend to plow through businesses and people like it was the new yellow "livestrong" bracelet. That one geezer plowed through a dozen mother fuckers at the old farmers market. I think they know what they are doing too. I just find it too convenient that after they turn people into road kill they claim "but I'm old".

[djxplicit]

worst thing is old, female asian drivers

[Captain B]

>worst thing is old, female asian drivers

Motion seconded.

That's just asking for trouble, not only can they no longer see the road, it's not like they knew how to operate a vehicle or obey any semblance of a traffic law in the first place.

[cole dizz]

>as long as they stay confined to their government (meaning part of Bol's paycheck) subsidized housing

uh ... unless BGM increased its wage-scale, like, 500% since i worked there a couple years ago, you ain't payin' for no government housing!

>Remember a couple years back over here in Cali when apparently it was the new trend to plow through businesses and people like it was the new yellow "livestrong" bracelet.

best. comment. ever.

[dcoy]

yeah, old people are annoying as fuck.

[Tha kid]

I think that any old-ass cracka, say over the age of 65 (born in 1940 or before,) is defacto racist. Unless you were out doing some serious civil rights work in the 1950's (which very few white people were doing at the time. it wasn't until the 1960's that it became halfway cool for white people to do that shit) then you are a filthy fucking racist. All them old-ass crackas that probably watched more than a few jigs get hung from trees and didn't say shit about it...fuck 'em.

[brian]

I agree totally about old people and driving. There should be an age limit as far as that goes. Not only because of sight problems, hearing, slower reflexes, and lack of attention. The likelyhood for heart attacks and strokes to happen to people of advanced age behind the wheel is a real threat to the roadways. In fact, they are already working on the one for strokes. When I got my license renewed last year, the woman asked me if i had certain health conditions, and one of her questions was if I ever had a stroke. And I'm only 26 now!

[reese]

I don't understand why all these companies out here have medicines and they promote excercise for people to live longer. Everybody wants to live to be 100.. what the fuck is that about? Old people don't do shit for society, so why prolong the inevitable? Everybody has mentioned reasons why old people are meaningless in the world, so i say let em die. Now that sounds like some fucked up shit but hey.. what can i say

[rossy104]

hey i live in ireland and trust me the elderly in this country are the most miserable cunts on the earth. They are broke as shit... I know cause i work in a shity bar and restaurant and they have the nerve to sneek in their own drink and then still complain which is seemingly the only thing they have to do with their time miserable fucks

[RedZepprin]

> asian female drivers

You can blindfold these fucking people with dental floss.

[george lucas]

wtf bol??? You hate Indian people, you hate gay people, and now you wish death on old people. But one reason for the hatred against old people is that they are racist? Doesn't that seem just a little hipocritical? I used to love your posts but all this no homo shit, and the resent racist posts, your hate is just getting out of hand.

[djxplicit]

hey byron: most old people die in the winter.

sorry man. no homo.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22elderly+deaths%22+summer+spring+autumn

[djxplicit]

george, you may be able to direct big budget films, but you fail to see "the point" in this website. nhjic.

[beserious]

>>>>You can blindfold these fucking people with dental floss

oh my.

[RedZepprin]

> You can blindfold these fucking people w/ dental floss.

Sorry, that's not original, though I heartily wish 'twas.

The credit belongs to Andrew Dice Clay.

[beserious]

Ahhh, it was brutal, so it sounds like somethin he would say.

[melissa]

> Here's a problem that applies to a lot of people, but it seems to affect old people in particular, I guess because they're too old to hold down an actual job.

Uhhh yeah growing old is inevitable, so in the process they have to retire fuckface, yes there are some who are on a fixed income, but a lot of them had sense enough to start retirement plans outside of their jobs.

> But old people, not unlike a certain other group of people, coincidentally enough, have this bad, bad tendency to go and try to spend money in places where they know good well they can't afford to.

These blanket statements fucking make me sick. This is based on what??? Your experiences at a fucking K-mart? How the fuck can you make that claim based on your shitty ass job experiences? What happens at your job is represenative of old people's spending habits everywhere???

> So in that sense, I guess you can say that old people are really are worse than Indian people.

Another fucking blanket generalization. As a minority, how can you ever be comfortable with that shit? I will never deny your talent motherfucker, but you are a fucking slimy piece of shit!! Do you feel this way about your GRANDPARENTS???? You know what, when you're old in a home, I hope you fucking die drowning in your own shit asshole!! You are so fucking evil!

Perfect Calmness.

[Hillary "Mothafuckin" Clinton]

Bol, how you gonna bitch about somebody bein racist? Your ignorant ass as racist as any cracka ass cracka racist. You stupid bout slavery too cause something like less then 20% of crackas had anything to do wif mothafuckin slavery. Spreadin some bullshit to some dumb ass niggas again......

[Hillary "Mothafuckin" Clinton]

Melissa,

Shut the fuck up you stupid ass liberal white bitch. Keep taking yo mothafuckin sociology classes and preaching about shit you don't no shit about bitch. Why do stupid ass white girls think somebody wants them preachin?

[melissa]

^^^^^^^^^^^

LOl! Actually, I'm Cablinasian. Hillary go suck on Monica's cum stained dress, smile, gag, and die. And your right I am a liberal almost to a fault. Perfect very amused calmness. Later dude, bitch, or whatever the fuck you are.

[sleepnotwork]

Damn, Bol, I just went back and read the last two months worth of posts, haven't been checking the site much lately. Glad things are going well for you, and the quality hasn't slipped a bit. I'm still laughing out loud at least every five minutes, which is definitely some kind of internet record.

[Rah]

Most old people have very nasty attitudes and are mad rude. That's why you'll never see me giving up my seat when I'm sitting in a handicapped slot on the train or bus.

[Rollie Fingers]

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Vote for Ishe.

Thanks.

lmao @ old people....I used to hate working at Wal-Mart and dealing with them. They get so easily upset, but I guess I can understand, as any minute could be thier last. It must suck not knowing if you'll wake up again. lmao

[Grimm]

will all be old one day.
And we be viewed as much more racsit than
the people 60 years younger than us.

I think 60 years from now young people will
just shoot us dead for fun.

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

So I guess old black people aren't racist...LMAO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ???

The reason why a lot of old white people can't stand blacks is simply because they've had more time to learn just how ignorant and pathetic most black people really are.

You know what's even funnier about stating that OLD white people are ALL racist, is that I know more YOUNG and OLD black people that are a THOUSAND times more racist (against white people) than any old white person I ever met.

But as usual...when blacks are racist its called "empowerment", when whites complain about it, their called "racists".

Always a double-standard with blacks....which, hmmm, hasn't changed in 50+ years...so I wonder why OLD white people would have so much disdain for blacks....could it be because most blacks are hypicrates...I THINK SO.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

[Combat Jack]

I guess it's because you never had any relatives enslaved, lynched, denied voting rights, get racially profiled by police on the daily, get denied great employment opportunities, had your religion, your culture, your language and your land stolen or erased from you so that within a "scant" 30 or so years of having the playing field "leveled" (after 400 some odd years of surviving impossible odds) most of the black community have no chance in hell of "catching up", a whole bunch of shit that we have and continue to endure, however, when we express our distrust of cracka, we're spouting racist shit. You'll never get it dude, because you will always benefit from the system built off our backs. Enjoy your latte dude.

[sleepnotwork]

Holy Shit, Wakka, Shut the fuck up.

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

Combat Jack

Where do I start...Hmmm, lets see.

Racial Profiling: Do you know what racial profiling is, or understand it? Apparently NOT.

Racial profiling is nothing more than expecting the same behavior from a group of people, based on their skin color, because of previous experince gained from dealing with people of the same color.

How hard can it be to figure out that if a cop pulls over a black person, he most likely expects that person to either be a criminal or a potential criminal, all based on PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE.

If you went to burgerking 10 times and 9 out of those 10 times they screwed up your order, what would you do.

You would check your bag EVERYTIME, RIGHT.

Its no different with cops....if 9 out of 10 blacks or mexicans that he pulls over end up arrested for DUI or possesion, what do you expect him to assume.

And what's even worse about this is that most INNER CITY cops are....wait for it....BLACK.

If BLACK cops are racialy profiling BLACKS, then what does that tell you?

OH, and lets not forget all the jobs that black people don't get...not like it has anything to do with their behavior or the way they carry themselves or speak to others.

Ya, it's so tough for blacks to gain employment, even though we have things like Affirmative Action and EE, in which case it's more likely for a IGNORANT, UNQUALIFIED black person to get the job than the overtly-qualified white person passed over because he didnt have the right skin color.

But, as usual, it's all whitey's fault that black people cant get employed in a decent company...it wouldn't have anything to do with whitey's lack of use for EBONICS with his costumers or intolerance for stupidity on the part of the employee.

And I love how blacks are so quick to mention slavery, but seem to always forget to mention that 600,000 WHITE PEOPLE DIED to free their sorry asses.

But none of that makes any difference...as long as they're jack-asses like combat jack around to further the belief that "whitey" is the source of all their problems, racism will never go away.

[Combat Jack]

Whitey is not the source of my problems, yer cracka ass cracka mammy give me a case of genital crabs is.

[Geekbird]

his mammy gave me the clap

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

^^^

As I was saying....

Perfect example of typical black behavior.

Then they can't figure out why they're such things as racial profiling.

[Combat Jack]

Shit itches like all hell too.

[Combat Jack]

I can't figure out racial profiling, but I sure as hell know a Widget when I see one.

[Geekbird]

>Perfect example of typical black behavior.

This reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit where the black white supremicist calls those crackas N***as for bumpin' hip hop in their ride and they were all hyped about that shit. Dude, just said I have typical black behavior. Word up yo!!!

[Combat Jack]

Geekbird, you should interview the Widge for yer site, call it "The Widge Speaks".

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

Come on man...is that the best "muh dick" comments you can come up with?

You afro-nazi hypicrates are so predictable...when you get CRUSHED in a forum, the first thing out of your mouths is something along the lines of "muh dick" or "yo momma".

What else you got? I'm stilling waiting to be called a honkie or something else that shows your extreme lack of intelligence and character that you're so used to portraying.

[Geekbird]

>I'm stilling waiting to be called a honkie

honkey

>the first thing out of your mouths is something along the lines of "muh dick" or "yo momma".

I stuck muh dick in yo mommas mouth and she gave me the clap. Can you say i have typical black behavior again? that was really cool

[Combat Jack]

My folks in intelligence just ran a profile on the Widge and let me know he frequents this site often:
http://www.link-o-rama.com/greenguy/midgets.htm

[Combat Jack]

Widge, i'm wondering, did you ever get the chance to meet the late, great Joey C of Kid Rock fame in person (before he passed away of course)?

[beserious]

>>>>>If you went to burgerking 10 times and 9 out of those 10 times they screwed up your order, what would you do.

You would check your bag EVERYTIME, RIGHT.

Did you really just compare racial profiling to a botched order at Burger King? That really proves that you have no idea of what its like to be on the dark hand side. Dude, man up to the fact that you'll never know what its like. All white people spit the same facts in arguments like this. Who gives a fuck if half a million of ya'll died (it was not nearly that many) to defend civil rights? It was the right thing to do. Quit using generalizations as a defense. Do all white people sleep with their sisters, live in trailer parks, live on farms, show pigs, and marry their horses? No. Just all people don't use ebonics, live in the inner city, do drugs, live on welfare or take advantage of affirmative action. Dude speak only about what you know, not some silly ass passed down information that you heard on some silly ass KKK public access television type shit.

[beserious]

And if you really want an example of typical black behavior, walk up to a black man and say some of the shit you've said today, and get your ass beat, first-hand. That's some typical black behavior for your ass.

[Combat Jack]

Gotta give the Widge some effin credit though, I'd sure as hell check my bag to make sure the mexican bitch included onion rings in my order!!!

[Geekbird]

Hey CJ, can you tell me i have black tendencies too? I think it would be much hipper coming from an actual black guy

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

Midgets....LMAO...uhuh.

The only reason why I go there is because they got such wonderful full-spread pics of your mother doing the nasty with chinese-mexican mixed midgets while they're listening to 2-live crew in the background and wearing party hats.

Off topic...but I think that geekbird needs to get off of combat jack's nuts or vice-versa.

[Combat Jack]

geekbird, you're an effin dispicable example of a chigger (or in yer case, kigger), always resorting to "muh dick" amd "muh fucka" comments when called out by the almighty Widge. You disapoint me dun.

[Combat Jack]

Widge, whaddup yo. So you peeped my moms? Yeah man, she's vertically inclined. So you must be the dude that keeps sending her fan mail.

[Geekbird]

>Off topic...but I think that geekbird needs to get off of combat jack's nuts or vice-versa.

me on CJ's nuts (seriously, let's no homo this whole notion) is not only impossible due to the whole no homo aspect of the idea but your moms is already has them stored up in her cheeks like winter was coming (pardon the no homo pun) and those were the last two nuts left on the nut tree. seriously y'all no mudda fuggin' homo

[Combat Jack]

Damn, this shit was fun. Gotta log off, run to the gym and get SWOLE (no homo). Widge, I had a great time, thanks for being a good sport by letting me violate all over that ass (no homo).
You took it like a man and stood tall. Proud of you dun.

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

A korean nigger wanna-be trying to talk shit like he's black.

NOW THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT.

Geekbird, go back to cooking dogs or whatever it is that your proficent at...because acting like you black is just not it.

Geekbird is a dumnbass korean...OMG...ass-whipe trying to come off like he's ludacris or something....ROFLMAO.

Thats the funniest thing I seen all day.

And if he had his nose up combat jacks ass any farther he could smell the afro-sheen on CJ's forehead.

He's korean...ROFLMAO...thats just hilarious.

[sleepnotwork]

>Come on man...is that the best "muh dick" comments you can come up with?

You afro-nazi hypicrates are so predictable...when you get CRUSHED in a forum, the first thing out of your mouths is something along the lines of "muh dick" or "yo momma".<

Actually, I think that's more like most people's typical behavior when they realize they're talking to a racist moron . . . no use engaging in rational discussion. Just a waste of energy.

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

Geekbird reminds me of one of the "posers" on the new t-mobile or sprint commercials.

OMG....he's korean...LMAO...thats so damn funny.

What the hell would he know about being black in the first place...let alone identifying with rap music or rap artists.

Other than getting his ass kicked by blacks in school...which is most likely why he became a "kigger" in the first place. That whole "if you can't beat'em, join'em" attitude, ehhh, geekbird.

What a loser.....

[Geekbird]

>A korean nigger wanna-be trying to talk shit like he's black.

actually i never claimed to be black but merely found it amusing that you thought i was hence my dave chappelle reference.

>go back to cooking dogs

and i do prefer cooking up dogs over squirrels with tire skid marks.

[Geekbird]

let's not forget that us koreans also kick ass at math...here's a formula for you

Geekbirds income > Wakka's income

We gotdamn kiggers have it made

[WakkaTheSnowApe]

For someone that says, and I quote:

"actually i never claimed to be black but merely found it amusing that you thought i was hence my dave chappelle reference."

Have you looked at your own website...If I or anyone else didn't know any better, I would think that your black...

The fact alone that you think that you can "identify" with rap and rap stars, leads me to believe that you obviously are trying to be something your not, considering you have absolutely NO IDEA what it is to be black, let alone have NO CLUE about black culture.

You're far from black, so stop trying to act like you are or that you can identify with it, because you CAN'T.

I fail to understand why you think that rap stars are something to be looked up to or be glamorized, considering the majority of them are retards and criminals.

But by your opinions, I can tell that you fit right in with them.

BTW - I can think of better people for you to brownnose than Combat Jack.

[Geekbird]

> considering you have absolutely NO IDEA what it is to be black, let alone have NO CLUE about black culture.

Because you do know what it is to be black and have a clue about black culture right thus your obvious generalizations correct?

>I fail to understand why you think that rap stars are something to be looked up to or be glamorized

didn't realize i glamorized rappers, but um, ok.

you know we can continue this ridiculous back and forth if you want but it really doesn't matter. In the end this horrid lifestyle i lead (i guess thinking that i'm black?) leads me to make much more in terms of income then you. all ridiculous societal issues aside...I'M RICH BITCH!!! well compared to you at least.

[blackneck]

> and i do prefer cooking up dogs over squirrels with tire skid marks.

hilarious. Though, something tells me the snowmidge is a 'possum' man.

[sleepnotwork]

>I fail to understand why you think that rap stars are something to be looked up to or be glamorized, considering the majority of them are retards and criminals.

Most rock stars are drug addicts and pervs, doesn't seem to keep the majority of white people from looking up to them.

All that matters for artists in this society is what you produce, and if you disagree with that it's not a race thing, it's more fundamental.

Also thought I'd thank Wakka for doing me a service. i don't really hang out with ignorant racists or other lower life forms, thanks for reminding me exactly how worthless my fellow white people can be.

[Geekbird]

>thanks for reminding me exactly how worthless my fellow white people can be.

I wouldn't go that far, I'm sure we could categorize him with the worthless midget white folk.

[sleepnotwork]

Don't hate midgets. They're tossably cuddly!

[blackneck]

>Don't hate midgets. They're tossably cuddly!

I think snowmidge is a little pissed cuz he has to stand on an affluent black family's front lawn all day. The weather's getting nice, so he snuck away for a little walk and somehow found himself on the internets. Looking for porn, he found this site: http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes then Bol's and he fucking lost it.

[me]

Im sorry but I think that pretty much everyone who is alive now had NOTHING to do with slavery. A lot of people in this world have had tragedies in their life and they can only know about it if they lived through it....that pain does not travel through generations to the extent that you are pushing it. Does anyone know what year it is???

[bob]

I know this thread is long dead but

'Do all white people sleep with their sisters, live in trailer parks, live on farms, show pigs, and marry their horses? No.'

is crazily funny.

[person]

the worst kinds of people are the old white people who are racist to everybody. my neighbor is old and uses the word nigger and wetback almost every hour of his gay wasted life.

[Azrael]

It's a white thing, you too stupid to understand.

[B Swift]

U guys r all retarded members of the human race. Yep thats right. You know it to be true, have a nice short life and leave this world to the rest of the people. What color am i do u think?

[derv]

i'm sorry but you are bitching about old people (some of which can't be denied- some of the racist stuff ya, put that down to ignorance and the time they were brought up in)however they are NOT all the same and didn't you make some remark about indians so i think that makes you a bit of a racist aswell. no? you don't agree?probably not as it's not exactly a compliment. i found some of what you said very offensive and although i could probably bitch to you all day about many a topic i wont
i'll just ask you would you treat your nanny and grandad with respect?maybe it's because i'm irish, maybe just my upbringing but i was always thought that they were wise beyond their years and that you should respect them, one thing is for sure, i respect them a hell of lot more(despite the bitterness in some of them)to younger ignorant uncultured swines!!!and i'm only 19. most of my more unpleasant encounters have been with youngsters, care to elaborate oh wise one!!
(no pun or bitchiness intended)

[Deb]

yo yo yo

[Rhio]

Azrael? Is that you? From SRK?

[trevor]

your are a hypricrit your hate gay people, indians, and old people becuase you think there racist. That is fuckin hypricritical. you suck

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