National No Homo Day
According to djxplicit, this Thursday, May 5, 2005, marks the one year anniversary of the first time the term "no homo" was ever used on this site. No homo. While I'm not sure how he came up with that, and while it's kinda creepy (although entirely necessary) that somebody would go through my entire archives looking for instances of no homo usage, far be it for me to let any of that get in the way of a good party.
To mark the occasion, I'm thinking of a few different things:
-First of all, from now on, I'll be hosting the convenient "no homo page" (currently located here) on my own site, where we'll no longer have to deal with Angelfire's teh ghey banner ads. No homo.
-Also, I'm thinking about creating a "no homo button" that we can all put on our sites, not unlike the little dumbass "I Power Blogger" buttons that people put on their sites.
-Finally, since May 5th is also Cinco de Mayo, I'm thinking about holding the First Annual 'Cinco de Mayo' / 'No Homo Day' Hispanic Bloggers Association Meetup somehwere here in the Lou.
If anybody else has any ideas for 'No Homo Day' / 'Cinco de Mayo' events or is interested in attending the HBA meetup, feel free to leave a comment.
So what does one do to celebrate National No Homo day?
Posted by: Combat Jack | May 02, 2005 at 12:30 PM
your all gay!!!! (yes homo)
Posted by: george lucas | May 02, 2005 at 12:55 PM
>So what does one do to celebrate National No Homo day?
i'm guessin' have sex with a lot of women
Posted by: Geekbird | May 02, 2005 at 01:09 PM
> While I'm not sure how he came up with that, and while it's kinda creepy (although entirely necessary) that somebody would go through my entire archives looking for instances of no homo usage, far be it for me to let any of that get in the way of a good party.
i might be wrong. all i did was go thru the archives of the months and press Ctrl+F to find "no homo" till i found the first one. im pretty sure i got it right, cause i went to may 4, 3, 2, and so on, and there were blatantly missed no homo.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 02:42 PM
I think it's time for a dedicated No Homo blog.
Posted by: ahsmi | May 02, 2005 at 03:13 PM
that sounds like something djxplicit would do no homo
Posted by: flyno20 | May 02, 2005 at 03:24 PM
We all need to do our part to raise no homo awareness(no homo)
Posted by: tonymacq | May 02, 2005 at 04:49 PM
I don't mean to be a download ho (no homo), but can anyone out there hook me up with Green Day's American Iiot? I want to see what the hype is all about.
Posted by: Combat Jack | May 02, 2005 at 05:13 PM
first off check out my official post about this shit. nhjic.
http://djxplicit.blogspot.com/2005/05/may-5-national-no-homo-day.html
second off, are you serious about the HBA meetup (no homo)? i probably cannot attend if its in missouri, nhjic. however, maybe someone can set up an HBA meeting, no homo, over the internets? maybe in a chatroom (aim or other) or even in the comments to this very blog. nhjic.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 05:23 PM
Hmmmm.......
Posted by: Rah | May 02, 2005 at 06:24 PM
you dudes are funny
nhforinfinity
Posted by: young caps | May 02, 2005 at 06:29 PM
"-Also, I'm thinking about creating a "no homo button" that we can all put on our sites, not unlike the little dumbass "I Power Blogger" buttons that people put on their sites."
Do this. Uhhh, no homo.
Posted by: chiseven | May 02, 2005 at 08:04 PM
As I have just proposed on my site, I think it's long past time that we officially draft a No Homo Manifesto.
http://zugga.blogspot.com
Posted by: Johnny Whitewater | May 02, 2005 at 08:39 PM
Canibus is pretty ill, don;t you think Bol?
Posted by: Canibus | May 02, 2005 at 08:48 PM
>We all need to do our part to raise no homo awareness(no homo)
I have people that didn't have a clue that your site existed saying no homo.. it's pretty amazing how much you can you use it in every day conversation, nhjic. All my friends use it now (no homo).. i'm doing my part to spread the word of no homo. I might even go jahova witness-style and go door to door with it. Not to worry tho, I gave all credit to this site.
>Canibus is pretty ill
To me, he's in the top 10 lyrically. All time. Ever. Point blank period.
Posted by: reese | May 02, 2005 at 09:49 PM
Four days to come up with something special for No Homo Day. I can't wait.
I suggest someone come up with a nifty button before that date so that we can all show off our no homo. (no homo)
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 09:50 PM
Hey Bol, I want to send out a huge (no homo)congradulations to you and everybody (no homo) on the first anniversary (no homo)of the first use of our favorite term on your post! (no homo)
Everybody: H/A/K/A/S NNH-DAY!(no homo, and no homo on this whole comment!
http://www.homophobia.tk
http://www.homophobia.tk
Posted by: brian | May 02, 2005 at 10:04 PM
>While I'm not sure how he came up with that, and while it's kinda creepy (although entirely necessary) that somebody would go through my entire archives looking for instances of no homo usage, far be it for me to let any of that get in the way of a good party.
kinda creepy, yes. that mo'fo is obsessed with 'no homo'. Im thinking it has to do with lots of excess free time. FSBTD. DAMN.
**And a bit off topic:
1) Have yall been following the massive amts of drama surfacing about "the sauce"? Man...
2) Bol or CJ, Im waiting on yall to say something bout that (white) woman who lied about being kidnapped day b4 her wedding. Turns out she had cold feet. I'd have been to jail for beating her senseless by now if I was her family.
Posted by: c_level | May 02, 2005 at 10:08 PM
One more thing, I wish those gay-ass homo ads (no homo)at the top of the
http://www.homophobia.tk page weren't there. (no homo)
Posted by: brian | May 02, 2005 at 10:17 PM
Apparently dude said he still wants to marry the broad too.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050503/ap_on_re_us/runaway_bride
That's some crazy shit right there.
I'd have returned the ring to the store as soon as bitch said she left.
Either this guy is whipped or he has absolutely no penis. Maybe both. No homo.
Posted by: B | May 02, 2005 at 10:20 PM
> kinda creepy, yes.
should i say it again? it takes less than a minute. go to his monthly archives:
http://www.byroncrawford.com/archives.html
pick a month randomly, and press ctrl+f and search for "no homo." i guessed the month on my first try, went back to the other month, and did the same search, and no results came back.
real simple, real fast, no homo.
> that mo'fo is obsessed with 'no homo'.
beeyotch doesnt get it. bol, old matt, whomever: please make this person to understand the concept. no homo.
> Im thinking it has to do with lots of excess free time.
like i said, its really simple and really quick, no homo.
> FSBTD.
what does that mean?
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 10:23 PM
I feel for that woman. Sometimes you lie to cover your ass. (no homo) And the crap just snowballs. (no homo) And you can't do crap to get your ass out of it. (no homo)
I've lied like that several times. Although, not recently. (a lie) But I've done it as a child, and as a teenager, especially to get out of things I perceived to be huge deals. (no homo?)
I guess that makes me a big liar. And a thief, something some us know a lot about. You know, thieving.
I say, people who steal should be fed to Michael Jackson. (no homo)
And don't worry about not being raped by Michael. Because if you give him a small thieving boy, he'll rape it. He rapes everything.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 10:24 PM
I suppose I should no homo that in the end. (no homo) You can't talk about rape without putting in the no homo. (no homo)
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 10:28 PM
Or maybe you can. Just not man rape. Regular rape is straight up no homo. Unless the rapists has problems with his manhood. Then it's straight up homo.
Which begs the question. If a man molests only little boys, doesn't that make him homosexual. I'm not saying child molesters are all homosexuals. Because if you're a R. Kelly baby molester, than you're straight no homo. But if you're a Michael Jackson baby rapist, then you're completely homo.
Although, I don't know if R. Kelly is a child molester. I haven't banged some teenage chicks (lately), but one can't fail to recognize that some of these chicks are kind of doable. Think Destiny's Child or Britney Spears when they first came out. So, if you're a grown ass man, can you be faulted for wanting to hit some of that.
Although, I must say that the chick that Kelly peed on looked kind of young. She wasn't fully developed in certain areas. Which I guess makes Kelly a baby rapist after all.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 10:37 PM
r. kelly = teh ghey?
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 10:43 PM
>beeyotch doesnt get it.
Oh, I definitely get it. Let me start by pointing out how GAY using "beeyotch" is. Get out your pink feather boa. (no homo) LMAO.
Posted by: c_level | May 02, 2005 at 10:45 PM
> Let me start by pointing out how GAY using "beeyotch" is.
Octavious....thats your territory there, man. no homo.
and i doubt you get it. go to old matt's site and look for a no homo post.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 10:48 PM
Damn. I guess that makes me super gay. And here I've lived all my life thinking I was straight.
Well, I guess with that knowledge I best get down to banging on some male ass. (no homo)
Although, I don't think I'm going to like it very much. At least, I hope I won't.
Please Baby Jesus, please don't make me like it. I don't wanna like anal. At least not the male anal.
The female anal is good.
So in review:
Male anal = bad.
Female anal = good.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 10:51 PM
LOL.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 10:51 PM
Omigod, this is so stupid and juvenile. What's more embarrasing is that motherfuckers are actually serious about this shit. Get a fucking life if possible.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 10:57 PM
> motherfuckers are actually serious about this shit
and you know this...how?
nhjic.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:00 PM
> Get out your pink feather boa
i just realized i dont even know what that means.
it sounds like something cam'ron would have, however. no homo for mentioning his name.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:01 PM
Aight.. The message needs to get out, and efficiency begs for a 'National No Homo Day' celebrity spokesperson. Who?
Posted by: blackneck | May 02, 2005 at 11:05 PM
Motherfucker don't question me. I'm a no nonsense latina chick and I'll get in that ass. The fact that an anniversary of a stupid phrase is being celebrated, is evidence enough that idiots are serious about this. If you are REALLY a man, why do you need a dumb as fuck phrase to accompany that questionable fact? Anyone who has to use that phrase is a fucking faggot. So this is how I know this punk bitch.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:07 PM
> Aight.. The message needs to get out, and efficiency begs for a 'National No Homo Day' celebrity spokesperson. Who?
Mr. T
no doubt, Mr. T.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:07 PM
ailene = doesnt get it.
at all.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:08 PM
Maybe it'll go down better (no homo) if we changed the name to No Asshole Day.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:08 PM
holy shit that's funny... Word to Mr. T!!!
Posted by: blackneck | May 02, 2005 at 11:09 PM
> Maybe it'll go down better (no homo) if we changed the name to No Asshole Day.
im pretty sure we'd be serious about not liking assholes...OH. i get it. no, its too late. we made the site, made the graphics, made the posts. too late.
> holy shit that's funny... Word to Mr. T!!!
no doubt. mr t = gully
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:11 PM
This stupid shit is laid out in black and white asshole. Quit jocking this fucking phrase like it has a gotdamn hidden meaning and shit. Grow the fuck up man. No homo, whoa this phrase is so fucking deep and meaningful. What a dumbass.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:12 PM
ailene, read this shit
http://www.1115.org/index.php?p=421
pretty much explains what i would say. no homo.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:13 PM
By the way. I love the homos (no homo) In fact, by celebrating No Homo Day, you're stating to the world that you're against homo-ism by stating no to homoism and the homoist.
Who are homoist: Those that hate the homo.
And what does no homo ultimately stand for: I honestly don't know.
But if I had to act like I knew, I would say by stating no homo, not only are you denying the homo in the homo, but you are also condemning the homo in the ism.
See. Homo-ist are no different from racist or sexist. By stating no homo, you're saying you're AGAINST homoism
And at the same time, you're covering your ass (no homo) of the homo.
So when you declare no homo, not only are you protecting yourself from a perceived homo, but you're also against the hate declare by homoist.
So, I say, why not celebrate the no homo. In the end (no homo), it's a good thing.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:16 PM
If you can admit this is a dumb fucking phrase. I'll read whatever asshole column you want me to. All you motherfuckers are biting off Camron's ass any damn way. I follow hip hop enough to know that shit. Fucking flamers.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:18 PM
i think in all that convulted shit Octavius was writing, there was something really smart and deep, no homo. Sadly, i didnt find it.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:18 PM
ailene, read the link and all will be explained.
http://www.1115.org/index.php?p=421
the link is where the truth is.
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:19 PM
O' you'll get it in the end (no homo) lil buddy. (special no homo).
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:22 PM
octavius just made my brain numb.
Posted by: beserious | May 02, 2005 at 11:22 PM
You mean to tell me you can't fucking explain this phrase to me without directing me to a dumbass article. You are celebrating shit and you can't tell me what the fuck it means? Cmon man, you are supposedly an expert on this stupid ass subject, so enlighten me.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:22 PM
i know what it means, i just dont feel like typing up everything since the link already has what i would write. its laziness, really.
> (special no homo).
what the hell? is this a new type of no homo i wasnt informed about?
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:24 PM
Special no homos for guys patting each other on the ass after good plays (no homo), slapping each other with towels while walking around naked in the shower, and doing or saying really manly shit that really really begs a special kind of no homo, a no homo mainly for manly men with their friends.
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:28 PM
I understand your discomfort. I would be embarrassed to admit this shit is dumb as hell also. no homo= dumb retarded phrase which doesn't mean shit at all, also a phrase used heavily by closeted fags that have to convince themselves of their manhood.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:29 PM
Like:
"Hey Biff, I like how that play went down."
"You got in his ass real good when we were playing ball."
"Did you see Shaq when he dunked that shit in the hole"
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:30 PM
> and doing or saying really manly shit that really really begs a special kind of no homo
like wrestling?
ailene, do i have to copy and paste the shit? here goes:
http://www.1115.org/index.php?p=421
"Homo, No Homo
Posted by matt on June 2nd, 2004 at 6:01 am
Some bloggers, including at least one who I respect quite a bit have decided that it’s not OK to say “no homo” anymore (or ever?).
Normally I save my verbal shots for the real enemy, so call this an exception.
I will say “no homo” whenever I feel like it. Here’s why:
The point (for me) is that “no homo” is funny because Cam’Ron is a complete moron and apparently says it without irony. This from a clown who walks around in pink and purple furry outfits.
I’m not using it to denigrate gay people (no homo). I think that there is ample proof on this site that we are pro-gay (no homo), and take just about every opportunity to call out those in power who wish to write discrimination into our laws.
There is such a thing as taking P.C. too far, and not recognizing the difference between mockery of a jackass and actual hatespeech is taking it too far."
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:31 PM
State the obvious, again? What?
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:32 PM
> State the obvious, again? What?
what the hell are you talking about?
are you on drugs or just always this weird?
Posted by: djxplicit | May 02, 2005 at 11:33 PM
Omigod!!!
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:36 PM
Actually, wrestling is a pretty good example. It's so manly that it's gay.
You have big beefy sweaty men touching each other, rubbing on each other, grabbing each other from behind, taking each other down, pinning each other, making each other tap out.
Man. (BIG SPECIAL NO HOMO!)
http://www.homophobia.tk/
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:36 PM
Weird? Drugs? What?
I don't know?
Who's on third?
Second base. (no homo)
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:39 PM
> Actually, wrestling is a a pretty good example. It's so manly that it's gay.
So the fuck what! Anyone with half a brain knows what wrestling entails. Whoever reads more in to it is pretty suspect themselves. Why do you need that no homo bullshit? Who are you trying to convince, other people or yourself? Jeez, this is so fucking dumb.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:41 PM
Sadly, Ailene, I'm trying to convince myself. I've had these feelings deep inside me (no homo) for so long, feelings that I've tried to repress to no avail. And sadly, to convince myself of my manliness, I ultimately make fun of that which I am ashmed of. Please forgive me. Maybe one day I will accept the homo where I won't have to declare the no homo. Bu until then...
NO HOMO!
Posted by: Octavius | May 02, 2005 at 11:46 PM
Are you making fun of me or are you serious? I certainly hope you are serious Octavius. You spoke of wrestling, well I can do that quite well. Well enough to where you would feel like a homo once I pinned your ass down. In other words, don't fuck with me. Let's have a conversation and kill the sarcasm.
Posted by: ailene | May 02, 2005 at 11:57 PM
This whole set of comments calls for the no homo.
Posted by: Captain B | May 03, 2005 at 12:05 AM
Did you say you'd like to pin me down like a homo, Ailene? I don't know if I should be excited or scared. Maybe I'll be both.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:06 AM
What would be exciting about a girl being able to forcibly pin you down? You are a man right?
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:09 AM
>in black and white asshole
Ailene, you should have added a no homo to that
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:12 AM
"What would be exciting about a girl being able to forcibly pin you down? You are a man right?"
Excuse me? You actually don't expect my nipples to be hard right about now. Come on. I literally gotta take my shirt off to stop the chaffing.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:12 AM
Latin chick on top of me, holding me down, having her way with me. Excuse. Nipples getting harder.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:13 AM
>octavius just made my brain numb.
Beserious, I hope you weren't using the hip-hop use of the word "brain". If so...(no homo)
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:13 AM
i'm a girl, no no homo required. but i did mean the organ in my skull
Posted by: beserious | May 03, 2005 at 12:18 AM
Geekbird, I don't have to add no homo to a gotdamn thing. I know who the fuck I am. Octavius, why would your nipples get hard by a bitch physically dominating your ass?? I don't want a man I can overwhelm physically.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:18 AM
Ailene, I want to be pinned down by you too. Wait, you are a chick right. Ailene's not just your trans name is it? If so nm, and (NO HOMO)
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:19 AM
Ailene, I'm sure I could physically manhandle you, but I'd allow you to pin me down as need be.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:21 AM
Geekbird, you could not pin me down. I'm not a weak ass chick by no means. I can, have, and will beat a man down. So no dear you could not "physically manhandle me." You wouldn't have to allow me to do shit, I would pin you down regardless. I'm used to being underestimated.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:25 AM
You may not want a man like me. But every man wants a girl like you.
Add spanking, staying on top, and sitting on the face, and dammit, you'd make the perfect woman.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:25 AM
>You wouldn't have to allow me to do shit, I would pin you down regardless.
I think that might even be hotter.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:28 AM
Octavius please don't disrespect me. I am not a tramp. My strength comes from my african backgroud also. When I pin someone down, it's not pleasurable at all.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:29 AM
>When I pin someone down, it's not pleasurable at all.
from my perspective it very much would be
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:30 AM
How the fuck is a bitch that can beat your ass down hot?? See that is when your manhood comes into question.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:31 AM
>How the fuck is a bitch that can beat your ass down hot??
Stop stop, i can't contain myself when you talk all dirty like that.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:33 AM
I meant no disrespect. In fact I meant the opposite. Which makes me question how you view yourself and the role of women in general.
Do you believe women should be weaker than men, that a man is not a man if he isn't stronger than a female, and a woman isn't a woman if she isn't weaker than a man?
I believe the stronger the woman, the sexier she is. A strong woman is a good woman. A woman who's willing to take charge and have things her way is the kind of woman every man should want, and perhaps that's the kind of woman every man needs.
So, you being able to pin me, or overpower me , takes nothing away from me. It only adds to the strength of you.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:37 AM
Uhh Geekbird, I hope you are playing because if not, you are plain weird. How are the words I've said even close to being dirty?
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:38 AM
And that makes my nipples hard.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:39 AM
That didn't come out right.
My nipples aren't hard because of Geekbird. Although I've heard he's a sexy lad. (no homo) My nipples are hard because, fuck it,.. forget about it. The moment has passed.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:40 AM
Octavius, omigod do you mean to tell me you could be with a woman physically stronger than you? A woman who could beat your ass without effort. I have to have a roughneck because I am too strong. I would kill a weak ass dude.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:40 AM
>How are the words I've said even close to being dirty?
Oh my god you just said the actual word "dirty". I can't tell if i'm more turned on by the blatant dirtiness or the more subtle dirtiness...either way...rowr!
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:40 AM
ailene, im quite sure octavius can beat you to a bloody pulp. How can we believe you could beat any of us down without a picture of yourself posted up? link it now...chop chop!!
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:43 AM
There is any word I've said that has been dirty, blatant or otherwise. And no, Octavius could not beat me to a bloody pulp. Geekbird, what is up with you man? Are you serious or just playing?
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:46 AM
Yes. Kill me.
Smother me with your tainty womanliness.
I'd die in a glorious orgasmic rush.
Break me in half. Crush me to dust.
The more you beat me, the harder I get,
just like the Incredible Hulk.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:48 AM
Octavius is getting a boner, gross (no homo)
Ailene you should really kick Octavius's ass, it would turn me on even more to see your power in action. That's so fucking hot. In fact, it would be hot mixed with a little dirty.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:51 AM
She can probably kick my ass if she's stacked like the wrestler Chyna. Now that's a woman that scares me. And yet, at the same time, I'm quite fascinated by her masculine femininity. I guess that's them deep down feelings still fighting to come out (no homo).
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:52 AM
Octavius, first of all I am no cheap thrill so take it down a notch. Geekbird now I am really concerned. Either you guys are nuts or horny dogs.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:54 AM
Both
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:55 AM
ailene, do you have any girlfriends that might want to kick my ass too. You guys should knock me unconscious at the same time. That would be such a turn on
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:56 AM
i agree...both
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:57 AM
By the way. I know you're no cheap thrill. That's why I'd buy you a big mac and milkshake before we got biz-ay. Perhaps, some Lil Debbie snack cakes after the "show." That's what I call going down in style. I meant out, out in style.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 12:58 AM
Isn't it ironic that in this no homo post (no homo) we click "post" everytime (no homo)? Bol, should change that to "no homo" or maybe for ailene "yes male ass beating feminist", nhjic.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 12:59 AM
First of all, I'm not stacked like Chyna. That is so fucking gross for a woman to look like that. I am the youngest of five older brothers who made me strong. Whupping ass is something I am very good at. Guys or girls it doesn't matter, I can whup your ass.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 12:59 AM
>That's what I call going down in style
I'm not sure if that's no homo worthy or not Octavius, seeing that you'd be going down on ailene, a hot caliente wrassling woman.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:00 AM
Octavius, now you are being rude. And you better be glad we are not in close promity to each other. There would be a search party for your ass. Again do not disrespect me.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:02 AM
Just covering that ass (no homo). I mean, isn't that truly the ultimate purpose of the no homo, to cover that ass.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:04 AM
>in close promity to each other
I'm not quite sure what "promity" is but it sounds hot and dirty. Seriously ailene, you're good at this. you should call a search party for my ass instead of Octavius's (no homo) and then beat the shit out of it. Hot, hot, hot.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:05 AM
And did you say you would do a "search party" on my ass. Damn, that's hot.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:05 AM
You gotta know what you're doing. Whupping my ass, searching my ass. Come on. You gotta know how hot you sound.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:07 AM
Maybe it's because you have all them brothers. You've been wrestling with them boys so long, you probably do see how hot it is.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I'm just being honest. You can't keep typing in all that "sex" talk and not expect horn dogs like me to respond
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:09 AM
Me meant "don't" instead of "do"
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:10 AM
My bad it should have been spelled proximity. Octavius what the fuck is hot about what I'm saying. Laying your ass out is hot? Man you have serious issues.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:11 AM
Ailene, you wrassled with your brothers? That's too much of a sausage fest for me. I'm going to pretend you said sisters instead for the sake of no homo day. 6 sisters wrastling and tearing each others clothes in the mud. dirty and hot. You don't cease to amaze me ailene. I applaud your brilliance
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:12 AM
Wow. Let's just watermark "NO HOMO" on the background of this page.
And for the record, if I can't beat the woman when she gets out of line, she ain't worth having.
Posted by: Captain B | May 03, 2005 at 01:14 AM
Laying my ass out. Dammit. You gotta know what you do to me.
And I agree, several sisters instead of brothers. And possibly some girlfriends added to the weekend slumber fests. Better imagery. For the sake of my manliness, you don't have any brothers. You have all sisters.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:15 AM
First of all, you can shove "wrassling with your brothers" up your ass. They wanted to make sure their sister was never a victim to anyone and could handle herself. You are sick as hell to insinuate such bullshit. Octavius what the fuck do you mean by sex talk? If this is sex talk to you, you need serious help.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:19 AM
octavius, we should split the sisters and go into seperate rooms in case of possible homoeroticisms. we must be careful. plus any girlfriends that come along we'll split evenly as well. i hope they're all ass kicking sisters and friends. nothing sexier then a bruised kidney
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:19 AM
> handle herself.
seriously, is it ok to profess my love to you now or is it too soon?
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:23 AM
Yeah, separate rooms. I couldn't stomach seeing your man parts poking and swinging around. No male ass in my visual proximity. Only female ass.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:23 AM
http://www.thestencil.com/archives/2005/05/in_honor_of_nat.html
Posted by: caps | May 03, 2005 at 01:24 AM
Trust me, you are not strong enough to fuck around with the bitches I kick it with. They are all kick ass chicks who beat the hell out of weak ass men also. If you are not a roughneck, they won't have shit to do with you. We like strong manly men who can physically hold and calm a bitch down. Anything less is punk shit.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:24 AM
And maybe a donkey.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:24 AM
"We like strong manly men who can physically hold and calm a bitch down."
Sounds like the Captain's kind of woman
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:26 AM
>And maybe a donkey
donkey asses are alright. I prefer mule asses because they work the fields and have muscular asses. donkey asses, how redundant. anyway, mules are also more preferable because they can't procreate and thus you dont need a condom...wait, wtf are we talking about?
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:27 AM
Profess your love??? Man what the fuck is wrong with you? Are there any weak ass bitches who wouldn't mind fucking with you? You seem like you are a straight up pervert.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:28 AM
I wasn't talking about, you know, you with said donkey. I was talking about , you know, Tom Hanks, Bachelor Party, chick with donkey, type donkey ass action.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:29 AM
And yes. He's a pervert. So am I. I thought you got that a couple of posts ago.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:30 AM
you had a lot of typos there ailene, let me edit it for you
>Profess [my] love [to you][!!!] Man what [would do to] fuck...you[!] Are there any weak ass bitches who wouldn't mind fucking...you [too]? You seem like you are a straight up [Herculian man child, let us proceed with intercourse].
Alright, let's do it.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:32 AM
i forgot a couple of words there too, but you get the idea
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:33 AM
Omigod! These motherfuckers are talking about mules and donkeys, straight up gay shit. Now there is no doubt I could put you both to sleep. It would be too easy.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:33 AM
>Now there is no doubt I could put you both to sleep
NO DOUBT!!! i do tend to get tired after knockin' boots. Plus, if you're going to be implementing that S&M shit that you keep talking about, i'm bound to black out after a good 10...who am i kidding, 5 minutes.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:36 AM
Geekbird, you better be glad we are safely typing in front of computers. Because if I saw you, I would knock the fuck out of you. Don't twist my words, you sick, twisted pervert. If I thought for one second you or Octavius could hold me down you would have a shot. But, that is not the case at all.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:38 AM
Geekbird, put you to sleep as in knock you the fuck out. Do you get it now?
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:39 AM
>I would knock the fuck out of you
i would certainly hope so!!!
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:40 AM
>Do you get it now?
oh dont you worry, i got it the first time.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:41 AM
Knock me the fuck out like putting me to sleep. I definitely get it.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:41 AM
Fuck out. You'd fuck me to sleep. Get it.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:42 AM
oh baby, i seriously can't wait to GET IT!
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:42 AM
Knock me to sleep. Get it.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:43 AM
Geekbird, seriously man go find a woman as soon as you can. If you don't scare her off. It is a shame for a man to be that repressed. Make sure you search hard until you find her. Alright papi.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:44 AM
Goddamn, this woman is one freaky, ass kicking, Last Tango in Paris - finger in the ass busting, woman. And the fact that she's so oblivious to it makes her even hotter, and me even hornier.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:45 AM
Ci mama, i already found her. She is you. No longer shall i be repressed, only pressed.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:45 AM
"Search hard until you find her."
Should you take this one, or shall I?
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:46 AM
It's true mama, your obliviousness makes you so much more...oooooh weeeee
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:47 AM
Octavius, now I'm certain we couldn't meet. Now you're going out of your way to be disrespectful. If we did meet you better come with a army motherfucker. Fuck you up=physically whup your ass. Wrap your mind around that for a second.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:47 AM
take that shit octavius (no homo)
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:48 AM
>Fuck you up=physically whup your ass. Wrap your mind around that for a second.
OCTAVIUS YOU LUCKY SUMUMMA BITCH!!!
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:48 AM
You make a man so manly that he starts talking French and turning homo. And he becomes so homo that can't help but to become no homo
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:49 AM
I'm not oblivious to a gotdamn thing. I can see how you guys are turning my statements into sexual innuendos. Both of you know what the fuck I am saying. Fucking horn dogs.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:50 AM
>sexual innuendos
it's too blatant to be innuendo
>Fucking horn dogs.
no, i could have sworn we already said donkeys and mules
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:52 AM
And I must restate, I mean no disrespect. So quit being disrespected. I got nothing but love for you.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:52 AM
me too, no too...absolutely nothing but love for YOU. no disrespect
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:54 AM
Both of you guys are straight up chauvinist. I can tell you both don't believe I would be physically able to beat you up.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:54 AM
Nope. You're a woman. And I would probably kick your ass
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:55 AM
Are you happy now. Do you honestly want me to kick your ass. Fine. If I ever meet you, I will make it a point to kick your ass.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:56 AM
Lol! Both of you are nuts. You have love for me and you don't know me. Wow.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:57 AM
Dammit. No matter how cool you try to be with these chicks, it always comes down to kicking their asses. I should have learned that shit by now. I woman don't love a man unless he's sticking his foot in her ass. Damn it. Why can't you let me be peaceful.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:57 AM
i work out regularly at the gym woman. i would crack your skull with one punch, and then hump the grey matter.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 01:59 AM
Fine. I can't stand no stank ass beyotches. Fuck a hoe. Fuck all you beyotches. Doc don't love no hoes.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 01:59 AM
Now we're talking Octavius. And no man, you would NOT be able to whup me. If you got in one lick, you would have to pray to see another day. It's not your fault. You just don't know what I am capable of.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 01:59 AM
I'd go one better. I'd stomp the shit out you then fuck it, the shit that is.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:00 AM
>If you got in one lick
now that's more like it ailene, but im a bit jealous. why does octavius get all the kinky talk.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:01 AM
what did you eat for dinner tonight ailene? i might want to fuck your shit too.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:02 AM
i've always wanted to hump a strong womans soupy diahrrea
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:04 AM
I hope it wasn't tacos. I had some tacos a couple nights ago, and I was farting and shitting up a storm. And I know I wouldn't want to fuck the shit that came out of me. Taco shit ain't good at all. (no homo)
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:05 AM
I knew the truth would come out. Octavius I knew you were a women beater. The rage comes out in your words. Guys that hit women are scum. Geekbird, if I saw you in the gym, I could overtake you physically. I am not bragging, it is the plain truth. And Octavius you should be ashamed of yourself. I thought you were different but oh well.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 02:05 AM
>The rage comes out in your words.
I'm sure it comes out of something else (no homo)
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:07 AM
Geekbird, you are talking to the wrong bitch. If you are into scat, go find a bitch as sick as you. Omigod, you are so fucking deranged.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 02:07 AM
Peace out Oc (no homo), it's been real.
Ailene, i'll holla baby.
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:08 AM
Devil ass woman. When I was nice to you, you had no respect for me. Talking about you could kick my ass. Then I treat you like your fucked up ass wants me to treat you and you turn around and say you thought I was different. Trifling ass beyotch. That's why a man can't trust no ho.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:09 AM
i dont love them ho's i'm out da do'
Posted by: geekbird | May 03, 2005 at 02:11 AM
Women say they want one thing,when they really want something else. That's why women will never get the respect that they deserve. All that double speak, talking out of both sides of your ass.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:11 AM
Lol! What girl hurt you papi? Whoever she was she was a bad ass chick because you are severely wounded. How were you nice to me? You were twisting my words, insinuating that I was cheap, and making sexual comments. Oh and by the way, I respect you.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 02:12 AM
I can't converse with no more lying ass hoes. It's beneath me. It demeans me. You've turned a peaceful type brother into another female hater. And for that, all women should grow to hate and scorn you.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:13 AM
And sexual advices. Please. It was you saying those filthy things to me. You were the naughty one. And now I'm damaged forever. You've made me dirty and filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:16 AM
Wow that is interesting. Now I am intrigued. You can make all kinds of "fuck" comments, and now you are demeaned? And stay peaceful, there is a girl out there who will love you for it. And quit generalizing shit because all women are not the same.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 02:17 AM
Now I must go wash and rub myself clean. Although, after time with you, I don't think I'll ever be that way again.
My the devil devour you. And not in a good way. Hate Out.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:18 AM
May. I meant may. See what you've done to me. Sick, filthy latin woman.
Posted by: Octavius | May 03, 2005 at 02:19 AM
Octavius, how in the hell was I talking dirty to you? You are the one who took my words as "filthy" so you can keep that shit. And you are not damaged, you are just hurting. Maybe I can help you.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 02:20 AM
Damn! I am always late to these posts. Ailene you sound like a sexy tough latina chick. Your posts have conjured up images of Michelle Rodriguez, tough and sexy. Hey if you play for the other team also, you could most definitely rough me up. Even though Brownie, Mimi, and Sucker Free have my heart, I can make room for a bad ass latina chick. Rock On!
Posted by: brittany spears | May 03, 2005 at 02:42 AM
Lol at Michelle Rodriguez. You're a sweet girl Brittany but no thanks.
Posted by: ailene | May 03, 2005 at 03:02 PM
>>what did you eat for dinner tonight ailene? i might want to fuck your shit too.
this mess right here ^ actually left me speechless.
brit i think u need to calm down or somthing. go and match.com and find someone that u can scrump on, on the low low. ur boyfriend will never be the wiser
Posted by: mi mi | May 03, 2005 at 03:13 PM
im pretty convinced that ailene = brittany spears
Posted by: djxplicit | May 03, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Mimi if you fuck me good, that will calm me down. And as far as match.com, I don't think so but good lookin. Keep me in mind Mimi, I bet you could eat a mean pussy. Luv ya girl!
Posted by: brittany spears | May 03, 2005 at 09:31 PM
yo what the hell are ya'll talking about the no homo is so funny you people got on ya'll like cira is a tran or what eva it is called
Posted by: tweety | June 27, 2005 at 08:48 AM
I STILL DON'T GET IT -- does 'no homo' mean you're gay or not? or is it like saying 'amen' because I see it at the end, for no apparent reasoning!!!
Posted by: Whateva | June 29, 2005 at 03:59 PM
ok you are some fucked up motherfuckers what the fuck were you thinking fucking mules and donkeys and shit dirty talk geekbird and octavius are some preverted word twisting motherfuckers[Jeremy]
well as a fan of your disscussion i must stress that im blown away at the bluntness and randomnize. Your nonsense is very brilliant. i admire your word play it definitly is the craziest most ludicruis malarky ever written even if i felt as some places lacked the no homo disclaimer. A disclaimer is what i consider your phrase to be.[Davy]
Posted by: davy &Jeremy | July 22, 2005 at 02:31 AM
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Posted by: often | August 06, 2005 at 06:02 PM
I STILL DON'T GET IT -- does 'no homo' mean you're gay or not? or is it like saying 'amen' because I see it at the end, for no apparent reasoning!!!
Posted by: Whateva | June 29, 2005 03:59 PM
(no homo) is placed after any statement that may have some sort of possible unintentional homosexual connotation...such as
"You need to get your ass back in shape (NO HOMO)"
Posted by: Speed da Young'un | August 06, 2005 at 06:38 PM
This whole hate-group thing is not what you homophobes want. You all need to grow up and learn to respect the rights of others. All of you who are are angry and think I'm a homo, I'll leave that up to you, because it really doesn't matter to me what you think you are all the ones with prolems.
GROW THE FUCK UP!
Posted by: jeff Brewster | August 06, 2005 at 08:31 PM
This whole hate-group thing is not what you homophobes want. You all need to grow up and learn to respect the rights of others. All of you who are are angry and think I'm a homo, I'll leave that up to you, because it really doesn't matter to me what you think you are all the ones with prolems.
GROW THE FUCK UP! You Red-neck, Evangelical inbred freaks! THink for yourself! Are you a bunch of sheep? Hating people because you think it's cool or funny? Yeah, think about, that's how the Wahabi terrorists get going. C'mon, think!
Okay, just for clarity(no homo)-but some of my good friends are; and no, we don't have to exchange body fluids to be friends. Here's an idea: go to a gay bar, and tell them you're straight; that will give you a lesson in tolerance (they won't f_#$% with you either!!!) There will so little pretention in there that you it'll make you head swim!
PEACE
Posted by: Jeff Brewster | August 06, 2005 at 08:37 PM
"This whole hate-group thing is not what you homophobes want. You all need to grow up and learn to respect the rights of others. All of you who are are angry and think I'm a homo, I'll leave that up to you, because it really doesn't matter to me what you think you are all the ones with prolems.
GROW THE FUCK UP! You Red-neck, Evangelical inbred freaks! THink for yourself! Are you a bunch of sheep? Hating people because you think it's cool or funny? Yeah, think about, that's how the Wahabi terrorists get going. C'mon, think!
Okay, just for clarity(no homo)-but some of my good friends are; and no, we don't have to exchange body fluids to be friends. Here's an idea: go to a gay bar, and tell them you're straight; that will give you a lesson in tolerance (they won't f_#$% with you either!!!) There will so little pretention in there that you it'll make you head swim!
PEACE"
Dude, chill the fuck out, man. No one is hating gay people. Take a deep breath and breathe.
Posted by: Speed da Young'un | August 06, 2005 at 09:26 PM
I say yes to homo: http://www.homo.com/
Posted by: james | August 11, 2005 at 07:04 AM
http://etown-net.com/cx/htm/wwwboard/messages/11984.html botherfrigidstraddle
Posted by: challenger | September 05, 2005 at 05:14 PM
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Posted by: roll | September 25, 2005 at 12:04 AM
http://www.richmann.com/wwwboard/messages/366.html auditoriumsquintedthan
Posted by: sisterly | October 19, 2005 at 07:26 AM
what the fuck is up with your "no homo" shit? are you trying to be funny or do you actually have a problem with gay people? yeah, here is a site with crazy amounts of gay hip-hop links.
http://www.io.com/~larrybob/hiphop.html
check it. not that any of it is any good, but that's not the point. stop you're hating man, that is unless you're just trying to be funny...in that case go right ahead.
Posted by: tom | November 02, 2005 at 11:48 PM
I agree.....no homo!!!
Posted by: x2 | November 22, 2005 at 10:38 PM
i agree YES HOMO
Posted by: mike | December 08, 2005 at 10:25 AM
and no homo
Posted by: the truth | February 13, 2006 at 08:56 PM
i'm sooooooooooooooooooooo glad i'm not black.
you people are seriously RETARDED!
Posted by: white girl | April 04, 2006 at 01:56 AM
I'm glad I'm not black either. No nigger.
Posted by: Lalalala | April 24, 2006 at 08:55 PM
ciara is a flat chested bitch i dnt kno y bowwow chose dat bitch ova me now im calling him gay 4 goin wit a man.she has no ass no chest.wat she got dat he want.not da ass cause she dont have non .not da chest she dont got dat either.she gave away her goodies.but she neva had none.
Posted by: tamika | May 03, 2006 at 03:25 PM
See the thing is tamika, you are a straight up dumb bitch. Notice how your email address is lilciara@aol.com and you are insulting Ciara left and right? Yeah, shut the fuck up now.
Thanks though.
Posted by: messey | August 01, 2006 at 08:42 PM
I'm from the land of Blogger, and Blogger wants us to put those stupid stickers on our blog because Blogger is evil.
Posted by: Penny Woods | August 05, 2006 at 09:07 AM
Cam's been using "no homo" since 2002. Allhiphop.com users have been using it since 2003. You faggots came up with nothing, other than starting what is most probably the gayest "holiday" since Valentines Day. One yall selves.
Posted by: PiffSet | October 11, 2006 at 12:04 PM
You aint know how djxplicit came up with "no homo"? Simple, you fatty: He is a fucking homo. When he go up to dudes sayin "Ay what's yo sign?", them du