OJ didn't do it

I'll keep this brief because I just got off the phone and apparently the real boss had to go to the doctor or some shit and now the fake boss has to come in an hour early. Hopefully, she has AIDS or some shit. Anyway, I've been following this "Mark McGwire is a big fucking liar and cheater scandal" lately, and something Fitz brought up in his weak little defense brought me back to one of the all time great sports-related controversies from about 10 years ago, namely the infamous OJ Trial.

"Should we erase OJ's football record because of speculation that he murdered Nicole Brown Simpson?" says Jonny Fitz. Of course not, says I: A) Because even if he did do it, that has nothing at all to do with his performance out on the field. Say what you will about the man, but OJ was no cheater. and B) Because, of course, he didn't do it.

Now, I have no idea who did do it, but maybe that's something the LA prosecutors could've been looking into that whole time they were spending millions and millions of dollars. If I had to guess, just based on the grisly nature of the crime (Nicole Brown Simpson's head was damn near severed from her body - that takes excellent knife skills), the fact that it took place in Southern California, and the fact that so much evidence was planted to make it appear as if a prominent black man was involved, I'd have to say a chinaman was involved. The fact that the prosecution, led by racist Asian Judge Lance Ito, promptly gave up the hunt for the real killers as soon as it became clear they couldn't pin this on OJ, also lends credence to this theory.

I'm not saying for certain that O-Dub did it, but was he brought in for questioning?