Hate mail bag #2
Every week I get a buncha emails from random assholes who read something on my site and feel compelled to write in, usually calling me all kinds of mean names and accusing me of some kind of deviant sexual behavior. I collect the best ones each week for a feature that I call the "hate mail bag."
This week's hate mail letter of the week comes from Alexander Cooper, one of the young British fellows from the Voyage to Fiji episode of The Real World Philadelphia.
hugocoops@hotmail.co.uk writes:
you fuckin sad cunt. you spend all day wankin over sarah off real worl cos you cant get pussy yourself. The reason we didnt shag the girl off real world is cos we could do better. Have a fuckin wash get some face surgery and then kill yourself you sad cunt
Freddie the Britsh guy
Real World Season 15 episode 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not too often that I get email from people angry about my review of that Guerilla Black album. Apparently, the fact that I called his dead wife a beast (I did?) means that I had a "disrespectful homo sexual childhood." No homo.
S432PO213@aol.com writes:
u know what man your a real fucken asshole.to talk down on a dead man's wife.what the fuck is your problem.on guerilla black's review u add at the end that his dead beastly woman.what kinda disrespectful homo sexual childhood did u go through u fucken faggot.u cant b serious.u rate cd's just to downplay them and say they are garbage.what the fuck are you doing.running a piece of shit website making 30 g's a year or what.you cant talk bad about these rappers all u want.just know they make more money then you in a week then you do in a year.or maybe your just mad ur stuck running a website with no future.you fucken joke faggot mutherfucker.eat a dick bitch.
sincerely, your mom
Finally, I like this last letter in this week's edition of the hate mail bag because the guy called me a "boo." I've been called a jig before, but a boo? That's some funny shit! It's also amusing to me to see that white people are still all broken up about OJ.
pauljmc@rcn.com writes:
Great another boo that thinks OJ is not guilty. Based on the fact he is a political prisoner…right?
And that's all for this week, though I'm sure there'll be more next week.
