50 Cent kisses Teh Ghey

First of all, allow me to register my disappointment with this phony little so-called beef. There was a time (1997) when a rap beef could only possibly end with a motherfucker getting shot. That whole Jay-Z "Super Ugly" incident was one thing, but never did I guess that I'd be seeing two jigs settling some shit by making out with each other. In case you haven't heard, Fiddy and Teh Ghey decided to squash their beef yesterday by holding a joint press conference in which the two of them petted each others' units, Fiddy nibbled on Teh Ghey's ear (as pictured above) and then announced that he was donating a bunch of money to the Harlem Boys Choir.

You know, not that I had any doubts before that this was all a big publicity stunt, but at the very least there could have been some sort of fist fight or wrestling match or something. All this Fiddy versus Teh Ghey beef amounted to was a couple of grown men going on the radio and calling each other "disloyal." At this point, it's hard for me to tell if I just witnessed the end of an actual rap beef or a gay lovers quarrel. No homo.