The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 23: Episode Summary
NOTICE: If this site disappears all of a sudden, it's because I got shut down by the man. The gay guys that own Six Apart (makers of the TypePad publishing platform) are onto me and they're pissed! No homo. Also, this episode wasn't very good at all. I was all set to do a really good episode summary this week, but there really just wasn't much to write about. My bad.
See, those fags are ruining everything!
So tonight's episode is one of those classic "somebody's girlfriend is in town" episodes, which, unless there's some kind of drunken incident, is usually pretty boring. Watching MJ sit there on the phone with that bitch and whine about how he can't wait for her to get there so that he can make out with her (?) is pretty painful also. Then there's a mini-crisis when her plane is delayed for a few hours and MJ racks his brain trying to think of what she can possibly do other than sit there and look stupid until the plane shows up.
She finally shows up the next morning, or maybe afternoon. Who cares. She's got a decent rack, but she's really short and Southern-looking. She does nothing but whine from the time she gets there. I could see her being tired from having to sit on a plane and in an airport for hours (OK, not really), but rather than taking a nap like any grown motherfucker with common sense, she "makes" out with MJ. So later on, when it's time for MJ to go get wasted with his NBA homeboy, David, she whines some more because she's tired. But then, instead of going to sleep she goes to a fucking club and gets pissed because MJ doesn't want to sit there in a booth with her.
The next day, MJ takes her somewhere so that he can explain to her that, on a few occasions, girls wanted to kiss him and he ended up going a little bit further than he should have. She appears to be cool with it at the time, but it becomes obvious that she's just fronting because she doesn't want to go there on TV, which is, I'm amusing, also the reason for all of the insistence on "making out." So she leaves, and MJ foolishly thinks he's out of the hot water - until she calls him the next day. She says she's got some issues, but she doesn't want to get into it because she's being recorded. MJ feels like she's being unfair to him, so he kinda forces her hand. Which leads her to just be like, "Fuck you then."
So they break up.
>If this site disappears all of a sudden, it's because I got shut down by the man. The gay guys that own Six Apart (makers of the TypePad publishing platform) are onto me and they're pissed!
Pissed at what? (No Homo)
Posted by: flyno20 | February 22, 2005 at 11:28 PM
Who knows? Their AIDS is probably acting up.
I'll know more tomorrow.
Posted by: Bol | February 23, 2005 at 12:31 AM
i bet it was clyde. he's emailing everyone else, why not typepad?
Posted by: scott | February 23, 2005 at 05:59 AM
my plane is delayed, dun dun dun.
Here is that david character:
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/david_harrison/index.html?nav=page
He went to Colorado for college, so I don't know how MJ knows him.
Posted by: flyno20 | February 23, 2005 at 02:16 PM
They went to high school together in Nashville.
Posted by: Bol | February 23, 2005 at 02:18 PM
oh. i was watching it too late, i guess
Posted by: flyno20 | February 23, 2005 at 02:33 PM
>They went to high school together in Nashville.
Either that or they just met each other at some gay club recently. Keep in mind that he wanted to "hang out" with David more than he wanted to fuck Ashley.
Posted by: Sean | February 23, 2005 at 05:23 PM
man your site is funny as shit bro, that whole review of 'fiddys' album was hot. Email me sometime, I could use more humor in my life.....no homo man....... btw did u steal that from Camron? cya
Posted by: Jeff | February 26, 2005 at 11:35 AM