The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 23: Episode Summary

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See, those fags are ruining everything!

So tonight's episode is one of those classic "somebody's girlfriend is in town" episodes, which, unless there's some kind of drunken incident, is usually pretty boring. Watching MJ sit there on the phone with that bitch and whine about how he can't wait for her to get there so that he can make out with her (?) is pretty painful also. Then there's a mini-crisis when her plane is delayed for a few hours and MJ racks his brain trying to think of what she can possibly do other than sit there and look stupid until the plane shows up.

She finally shows up the next morning, or maybe afternoon. Who cares. She's got a decent rack, but she's really short and Southern-looking. She does nothing but whine from the time she gets there. I could see her being tired from having to sit on a plane and in an airport for hours (OK, not really), but rather than taking a nap like any grown motherfucker with common sense, she "makes" out with MJ. So later on, when it's time for MJ to go get wasted with his NBA homeboy, David, she whines some more because she's tired. But then, instead of going to sleep she goes to a fucking club and gets pissed because MJ doesn't want to sit there in a booth with her.

The next day, MJ takes her somewhere so that he can explain to her that, on a few occasions, girls wanted to kiss him and he ended up going a little bit further than he should have. She appears to be cool with it at the time, but it becomes obvious that she's just fronting because she doesn't want to go there on TV, which is, I'm amusing, also the reason for all of the insistence on "making out." So she leaves, and MJ foolishly thinks he's out of the hot water - until she calls him the next day. She says she's got some issues, but she doesn't want to get into it because she's being recorded. MJ feels like she's being unfair to him, so he kinda forces her hand. Which leads her to just be like, "Fuck you then."

So they break up.