Is John Legend on the DL?

Trent, Ian and any other John Legend fans reading this: Your boy is leaning in a little bit too close to that microphone, now isn't he? After all, it's not like his proximity to the mic is going to make him any better of a singer. Not that I would be able to tell or anything (I think we all know my situation), but according to my Amish Country Bureau Chief Young McGreevey (yeah, I know), Mr. Legend, as if that was his actual name, is just the latest in a long line of suspect "neo-soul" artists.

Peep:

My girl at UPenn said John Legend graduated from there in '99 or something like that. So he's basically the male Alicia Keys (plays piano, went to an Ivy League school, overrated, probably bisexual).

Flimsy evidence to be sure, but since he's involved with Kanye and may have even done a lot of the production work on The College Dropout (say what?), I don't have any problem with putting the burden of truth on him at this point. Because it's like my grandma used to say: If you lie, you steal.