I'm just trying to do my part
So I have this tendency to make jokes about anything and everything. Even on 9/11, my roommate at the time (no homo) and I cranked up songs like REM's "It's the End of the World As We Know It" and giggled like two little bitches at the irony. Actually, according to this handy little page I got from noixe, India and the rest of those other countries lost the equivalent of about 27 towers, even though once you get done prorating for "distance from Creve Coeur, MO," it's only like 8. But seriously, is it really that big of a deal that I crack a few Tsunami jokes? I'm too emotionally immature to cope with these things like an actual adult. I'm sure if more girls had sex with me, I'd be down at the Red Cross right now donating my old pants or some shit. You hear that ladies? You can help a Tsunami victim today and it won't even cost you any money! Let's see how serious you bitches are about this charity bullshit.

