Fuck Biz Markie

One time Fitz and I went to see a Biz Markie show and this jig was just playing songs from a mix CD he had probably made up a long time ago, talking about, "You guys remember this?" I could see using CD turntables maybe, but this asshole was just using a CD player. And that was basically his whole show. He tried to do "Just a Friend" and "Vapors," but got lost after the first verse or so of each of them. On "Vapors" he just ended up turning down the music and having the crowd finish the song for him. So it obviously wasn't for his showmanship that G-Dubs Mengele is bringing him in to play his inauguration's Opportunity (read Jig) Ball. In fact, I'm sure it was just because he was the only well-recognized hip-hop artist that they could find that has absolutely no shame.

I'd just like to take this time out to state that I'm fucking through with Biz Markie. Not that I really took him seriously before, but now this fuckwad is completely off of my love list. If I ever get the opportunity to see him in person, I'm just gonna walk up to him and jack him in his face. And then I'm gonna get my $6 back, beeyotch!

Comments

[nasdaq jones]

when he actually uses vinyl, he's one of the best old school hip hop dj's. he plays all those reminiscent jams.

[Fitz]

yeah, that shit was pretty stupid. in fact, the best part of that concert was how aggressively Kool Tobacco was marketing itself

[djxplicit]

biz markie is ugly as hell. no homo.

[dame]

was in the elevator w/ dude at the bayou classic.. he was popping pills to make him breathe better. dude has major sinus problems.. weird, uncomfortable breathing in the worst way.

put it this way: you would stand to his side and not in front. ever. think: possible projectile boogers.

seems like he can't close his mouth either... my gf hates his teeth... i think all that open mouthed breathing has prematurely rotted those teeth.

thoughts?

[Young McGreevey]

I actually know a cat that grew up with him. He told me that the nigga is certifiably mentally slow. So it's not just that he looks and acts retarded; he was basically born on the short bus. I'm not saying he's any more deserving of your mercy, I just thought I'd share.

[djxplicit]

is he considered a "great rapper" or "legendary"? im saying this cause its widely known that biz pulled a kanye west and got ghostwriting from bdk.

[ian]

> when he actually uses vinyl, he's one of the best old school hip hop dj's. he plays all those reminiscent jams.

Biz has one of the best old school vinyl collections of anyone in the game with test pressings of vinyl for rare breakbeat joints that DJ's wished they had even reg. versions of, but he hasn't used wax while DJ-ing in at least four years. Now he's spinning at the inaugural for those jackasses? I wanna ride with my man 'cos he's still a legend in the game but get the f-ck outta here with that bullsh-t.

[ian]

Also peep Joe from Fat Beats on the whole CD DJ thing on his blog here: http://djjab.blogspot.com/2005/01/wax-vs-world.html

[shab00ty]

sheit, so was he mad thin now? after being on Celebrity Fat Club?
=-0)

[TZA]

Where the fuck is the RR/RW post?

[Bol]

>Where the fuck is the RR/RW post?

Daddy had to close at the Big Gay Mart both last night and tonight. Hence no reality TV posts. I taped them, so it might happen later on tonight.

[TZA]

Sweet, cuz I only caught a little of RR/RW challenge.

and i just missed Real World

[Al aka El Negro Magnifico]

"sheit, so was he mad thin now? after being on Celebrity Fat Club?"
Good question. I hate "reality TV".
I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that Mia Tyler was on that shoe...I'd smash dat.

[Rah]

All I have to say is that he is the most over-hyped two(mainly one)hit wonder ever.

[forksclovetofu]

I love Biz but I agree, this IS some bullshit.

In addition to a massive vinyl collection, Biz also has a massive GODZILLA collection. It's hard to get laid when you've got a massive godzilla collection around the house.

[bb86]

I bet he gonna be look good after vh1 *no homo*

[me]

Biz shops with us. He lost a ton of weight. He's a pretty good customer, though not always in a good mood. I've never found him to be slow at all... actually, quite the contrary. His last cd wasn't so great, but it was decent at least. Based on past work, though, still love the B-I-Z.

[bugaloo shrimp]

Yo, If Biz sucks why did they make these killer dolls of him?
http://www.bufaloclub.com

[Don't Fucking matter]

All of those Biz Markie Haters when ever you feel that you can dis my my man from NY or any one from NY you are sadly mistaken . BIz will always represent Hip Hop
So any fucking one feels that he is superman,say it to My face, please entertain me.

[ifuonlyknew]

Biz was a very close personal friend of mine. I can't fucking stand him and we hate eachother now but, he's far from fucking slow.. And if u saw him pop any pills it was by choice from the fuckin' GNC. I'm a beautiful woman and was w/him and ya'll can't hate on someone from seeing 1 show. You don't know if his equipment got lost on the plane or someone didn't pay him and outta' luv jus "did" the show. He's one of the highest paid dj's in the country,smart,lonnnnng money and works his ass off. ~ I hate him but, that's my baby so, watch your mouth !!!! Legend,Master,Mandingo. Whoa.

[Tim Larkin]

I grew up with BizMarkie in brentwood, he was a professional dreamer worthy of your admiration. I prove it in my book King of the Middle Class. My account is first hand, no bullshit, no hearsay, I witnessed the making. Being stupid is why he was so smart.
Tim Larkin