If this whole "Move to LA and become an actor" thing should somehow not work out for these chicks, I hope at least some of them will consider a career in hardcore pornography. I know I'd be willing to pay up to $20 to see Bi Rachel go at it with somebody.
"Derrick's a little bit of a loose cannon," says Eric Nies. Also, Derrick is shown doing some sort of weight lifting that doesn't involve any actual weights. This must be the week he goes home. Mormon Frank and Angela have some sort of conversation about her "impulsiveness." God, I would pay to watch them have sex. Noticing a theme? It's probably a good thing that I'm broke, not to mention that I got this BitTorrent shit. The mission: Building a boat out of a pile of junk and sailing it through some bouys.
Derrick somehow manages to get a penalty before the guys had even started building their shit. The girls, who just plain don't weigh that much, manage to get their boats in the water first and scoot through the bouys way faster than the guys can. Once the girls win, Rachel runs up onto the beach and jumps up and down, which, honestly, might've been the best thing that has happened to me all year. Unfortunately, she was pretty much celebrating the fact that Angela was about to be sent home. Two girls that fine shouldn't be at each other's throats like that. They should be loving each other. On video.
Seriously, what kind of real lesbian would vote to send home some of the finest looking pussy in the history of reality TV. Lick it, don't send it home. Instead, send home Cynthia from the Real World Miami. Who wants to look at that anymore anyway? Since the girls actually won, their inner circle ends up being Robin, Veronica and Robin, of all people, which makes thing hella interesting. They actually end up sending Cynthia home because she didn't ever want to be a leader, which sounds like decent enough reasoning to me, but of course it went against the wishes of most of the bitches on the girls' team like Coral and Tina. Robin, who should just walk around naked all the time, tries to explain her reasoning to them to no avail.
NEXT WEEK: Will Frank and Angela actually hook up? My guess is no.