I'm dusting off my shotgun

I'd just like you all to know that, as we "speak," I'm downloading Eminem's bound-to-be-shitty new album Encore and also, more importantly, conducting important research about a motherfucker that's about to be hunted and killed. That's right, bitches, I'm hunting and killing again. Ad-hominem attacks are about to be taken to a whole new level of art; like breakdancing or some shit. As usual, I'll be taking requests of motherfuckers who need to be hunted and killed. In light of current events, special preference will be given to political conservatives and redneck motherfuckers, but, as usual, I'll try to consider any and all requests.