It's no secret that I'm not a huge fan of President G-Dubs Mengele. But, other than that, I hadn't really given that much thought to this year's presidential election. I can't afford to buy the paper anymore and lately I've been preoccupied with shit like Ashlee Simpson and R. Kelly. I did manage to catch one of the debates on the radio and then, this weekend, a special election edition of Dateline NBC, but then I was only mostly disappointed with what I saw in John Kerry. When Tom Brokaw, or whoever it was, asked him if he was a liberal, his response was, "I'm a hunter, a former prosecutor and I'm against welfare." Fuck hunting.
Most importantly though, over the past week or so, it became increasingly clear to me that the GDM Posse was going to "win" this bad boy one way or the other. Basically, if he doesn't manage to pull out a win just based on the amount of motherfuckers in this country who just don't get it, he'll just have his boys over at Diebold or in Florida or wherever make it look like he did anyway. And John Kerry and the Democrats aren't going to be able to do shit about it because they just aren't as gully as the Republicans. I can already see Kerry's punk ass going on TV sometime next month like, "Nevermind the fact that black people didn't get to vote again this year, it's time for us to accept defeat and support our President," just like Gore did 4 years ago.
So I figured as long as I'm going to lose anyway, I might as well lose with the guy who's not going on TV shooting at ducks and using all kinds of code words to remind people that he's not actually down with the blacks, just using them to get into office. And before anybody comes in here talking that shit about Nader taking money from Republican groups, here's a newsflash, bitches: I would be taking money from these Republican groups too, if they were offering that shit. In fact, I'm putting it out there right now: If anybody (I don't care if it's GDM or bin Laden or Ashlee Simpson or whoever) feels like they want to send me some money, I'm fucking taking that shit. I can't guarantee you that I'll do with it whatever it is that you want me to do with it, but I know I'd damn sure take it. I'm not rich enough to pretend like I would do otherwise.