Respect Michael Jackson as an artist

A while ago, I had to create a post setting these kids straight about the fact that Urrsher in no way compares to Michael Jackson, except in his tendency to blow other guys. You would think that this wouldn't have been a very controversial statement (Urrsh is in no way seeing the King of Pop and yes, he does like to blow other guys), but ever since then, I've had kid after kid pop up talking shit like, "Confessions is a good album," or "Michael Jackson feeds wine to little boys and then blows them." Every once in a while, these kids will even be dumb enough to bring up Justin Timberlake.

Michael Jackson has taken shits more talented than Justin Timberlake.

The point is this, no one's debating the fact that the dude likes to take baths with 8-year-olds. While that really is unfortunate, it's irrelevant to this debate and is the fault of those kids' parents anyway. But when you're talking about the dude's skill as a performer, he just can't be compared to the likes of Urrsh and Timberlake. In terms of singing, songwriting and, most importantly, dancing, he's way better than either of them. 20 years from now, no one will care about those two kids, but people will probably still be rocking out to Thriller.

And finally,

Don't Be Cruel > Confessions