It's over
Somewhere, a chinaman is breathing a sigh of relief.
First of all, I think it might be helpful to go over how all of this shit came about just because I'm not even completely certain myself what all happened, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were a lot of people out there scratching their heads (bald spots in O-Dub's case) about all of this.
Here's a rough timeline of all the events that took place that I'm aware of:
40 some-odd years ago: O-Dub was born in a tiny village in China.
30 years ago: Hip-hop began.
Sometime between then and now: O-Dub emigrates to the US, begins shitty weblog.
This time last year: The BC dot C begins kicking ass.
The beginning of this month: The BC dot C dropped from the blogroll of said shitty weblog. Bocephus: None too pleased. Some other people weigh in on the situation. Hashim, of all people convinces me to call O-Dub a gay chink. I agree that that's a pretty good idea.
Later that week: Gay hip-hop blogger and known enemy of free speech, Clyde Smith celebrates this fact with a level of glee only ever experienced by gay men (no homo). As my mom would say, he was "as happy as a fag at the YMCA." (Seriously. You don't think I make this shit up, do you?)
The next day: I mention it again, just because I get pissed off anytime gay guys are having a party on my behalf.
Last Monday: Mr. Ph.D himself weighs in on the situation. "Just cleaning house," he says. Hmm...
Tuesday: I make O-Dub an offer he can't refuse.
Wednesday: O-Dub refuses, sends racist email no. 1.
Thursday: SFist and Blogcritics pick up the story. O-Dub drops intentionally misleading comments all over the place.
Friday: Something needed to be done. Enter: The Racist Asian American Music Critics Outreach Program.
This weekend: Nobody wants to actually participate in the Outreach Program (Man, I thought you kids were gully), O-Dub spreads more misinformation, Bol C grows bored with the whole ordeal.
Today: I'm calling a tentative cease-fire in The Great B-Boy Blogger Battle of '04. If O-Dub wants to continue to throw racial slurs at me and physically threaten me via email, then that's fine, but I don't want to contribute to it anymore by making it all public, where people can laugh at it as if this were all some kind of joke.
If there's a lesson to be learned from all of this, it's that you never know what kind of people you're actually dealing with in this here blogosphere. All it takes is a simple event like cleaning up one's blogroll for someone's deeply held, ill-considered views to be exposed to all of blogdom. On the bright side of things though, this did inspire me to come up with a nifty new "Creve Coeur, bitch. WHAT!" graphic, which you will see in the upper right hand corner of the screen and, from now on, will link to this post in order to serve as a reminder of what happens when you fuck with the BC dot C.
IP: 67.169.159.160. Don't think I won't.
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 06:55 PM
>YOU WONT WHAT?
What else can you do with someones IP Address? Duh!
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 07:05 PM
>THERES ALOT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH AN IP ADRESS.
OK, things you can do with an IP Address when you're a 23-year-old college grad (as if I actually know anything about computers) and not some 8-year-old net thug.
I would ban you, but you're too amusing.
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 07:14 PM
bitchisoncrack . . .
Ahem, anyhoo, good show, Byron. If you don't get a column in Vice out of this, I'll eat my hat.
Seriously though, you should do t-shirts, and make them available immediately. You deserve some financial rewards after profiding all of us with so much free entertainment.
Posted by: sleepnotwork | October 17, 2004 at 08:02 PM
Damn, the best blog war I have seen and its over...already?!?!?!
As an enemy once used to say, "You are living rent free in his head"
Funniest shit I have come across in a while!
Posted by: T-Square | October 17, 2004 at 08:06 PM
Cassy is a little slow to the game BOL. She doesn't even know who you are. It's probably from touching herself while looking at that stupid website.
Posted by: C.C.B., W!!! | October 17, 2004 at 09:34 PM
this site is much better anyway
www.flushthejohns.com/
Posted by: DCOY | October 17, 2004 at 09:40 PM
>Cassy is a little slow to the game BOL. She doesn't even know who you are. It's probably from touching herself while looking at that stupid website.
LOL. This Cassy bitch is truly gully. I might have to have her put in some work for me.
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 09:46 PM
>I forgot to add non stop masturbater.
LOL. At this age, you have to stop at a certain point. You dumb bitch.
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 09:52 PM
are the six people on the front page on the "seeyageorge" website really the six most representative people they could find of that attitude?
Posted by: Fitz | October 17, 2004 at 10:20 PM
> Too many damn fags on this sites not including me.
Then why don't you start you're own damn site and take all your bullshit somewhere else because it's sure getting old. You accuse Bush of being dumb? you say the same shit over and over again. Not to mention that you're too retarded to hit the post button only once. I'd rather be a hillybilly redneck anyday than an ignorant ass colored-skank like yourself.
Posted by: DCOY | October 17, 2004 at 10:27 PM
Goddamnit, I was born in 1972. Why does everyone think I'm 40? And I thought Chinamen were supposed to look YOUNG.
And Bol, I'm hurt you think my site is shitty. I mean, if that was the case, why did you care if I dropped you from my blog roll or not?
Anyways, I was going to officially register my sigh of relief but then walked into this insane comments section with Cassy and Bol duking it out. Like whoa, beef is just spreading all around.
Posted by: Oliver Wang | October 17, 2004 at 10:52 PM
I'm making a shirt out of that new graphic once I wake (sober) up in the morning (afternoon).
Posted by: dave | October 17, 2004 at 10:57 PM
It's over?!?!
Damn, I always show up too late for these parties...
Posted by: princec | October 17, 2004 at 11:00 PM
>And Bol, I'm hurt you think my site is shitty.
Well, the blogroll could be better.
Posted by: Bol | October 17, 2004 at 11:14 PM
leave it to the colored bitch to call the kettle black.
Posted by: DCOY | October 17, 2004 at 11:19 PM
>You dont look 32 in your picture. no offence . Thats if it is your real picture.
O-Wang vs. Cassy? FUK YEA!
Posted by: fitz | October 17, 2004 at 11:52 PM
BTW, everyone, it's not really Cassy posting on this site. It's someone pretending to be her. It's confusing. Look on the "Let's Hunt and Kill Ashlee Simpson" page. You'll understand...maybe.
Posted by: Sarah | October 18, 2004 at 12:12 AM
D-Coy vs Cassy? Fuick yea!
Posted by: fitz | October 18, 2004 at 12:13 AM
yeah, there are 2 cassy's and they have 2 different email address. What the fuck
Posted by: DCOY | October 18, 2004 at 12:31 AM
Who cares who the fuck cassy is?
Posted by: TZA | October 18, 2004 at 02:00 AM
OH yeah, what does Creve Couer mean, and where did it come from?
Posted by: TZA | October 18, 2004 at 02:01 AM
>OH yeah, what does Creve Couer mean, and where did it come from?
First of all, as anybody who went to school out here knows, it's yoUR Creve CoeUR. Get it right.
It's the city where I went to high school and where I live at present.
http://www.creve-coeur.org/
"Its name, which means broken heart in French, comes from nearby Creve Coeur Lake. Legend has it that an Indian princess fell in love with a French fur trapper, but the love was not returned. According to the story, she then leapt from a ledge overlooking Creve Coeur Lake; the lake then formed itself into a broken heart."
Posted by: Bol | October 18, 2004 at 02:20 AM
Doesn't it have something to do with the person's IP address being static or dynamic? I mean, if it's dynamic, it changes every time the person turns their computer/modem on, no? And if it does change every time, how will you know it's the same person? Just wondering.
Posted by: ELLA | October 18, 2004 at 06:49 AM
if you ever drop me from your blogroll, its going to be 9/11 times 100
thats right, 9,110. crazy ass cassy wont be able to match half the flip out factor i will set loose in certain respective blogospheres. shit.
Posted by: J.Servo | October 18, 2004 at 11:46 PM
sooo...does white hater hate whites? or is he a white guy who is a hater?
Posted by: noixe | October 19, 2004 at 11:53 AM
LOL
Posted by: yup | October 19, 2004 at 11:59 AM
ok i have to say something , this is an racist ass site someone has created but thats besides the point, for all of you people who can't get facts straight bow wow's birthdate is (((march 9,1987))) which would make him 17 YEARS OLD and j-kwon is 19 which he needs to go to jail for! and at 17 you can go to jail and be tried as and adult for sex with a minor, and jojo is supposed to be messing with j-kwon here is some info if you don't want to believe it {{{{{Speaking of couples… I’m hearing that new pop star JoJo is dating So So Def rapper J-Kwon. The 14-year-old pop tart apparently met up with the 19-year-old rapper while on the road and the two have apparently been kicking it ever since. Let’s see how this ends up.)))) HERE IS THE LINK OF THE ARTICLE [[[ http://eurweb.com/story.cfm?id=16459 ]]] and as for jojo personally i do think she tries a little too hard to be what she thinks black people act like, be yourself and stop putting on a front i hate to see white girls act like wiggers. and yes bow wow is very handsome a little too handsome for her so she needs to stick to j-kwon and thats all i have to say and i'm out
Posted by: sonya | November 06, 2004 at 01:32 PM
put back up the comments box for this link http://www.byroncrawford.com/2004/08/bow_wow_jojo.html so i can comment on this in the right topic because this isn't the one i wanted to post in
Posted by: sonya | November 06, 2004 at 01:41 PM
first of all j-kwon gots 2 baby mommas so he do not need to be messing around with her, her little fast ass need to stop messing aroung before she mess around and get preganet and j-kwon other baby mommas whip her little 14 year old ass. on the other hand bow wow is still a young buck so he can mess with her.
Posted by: nish buck215 | November 19, 2004 at 11:04 AM
that gurl bet not be dating my man!i beat her ass
Posted by: Shanice | March 25, 2005 at 09:46 PM