The Ashlee Simpson lipsynching incident

I wouldn't know because I'd rather be doing almost anything than watching Saturday Night Live (no homo), but, apparently, Ashlee Simpson got caught "red handed" last night lipsynching. College Humor has the video.
Hopefully, she follows the Milli Vanilli example to its logical conclusion and commits suicide in some grisly fashion. Either that or she becomes the kind of junkie that'll do it with most any guy who's got $7 in his pocket, namely myself (don't front like you wouldn't).

