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September 10, 2004
Kanye West's mother is an idiot
The first thing that tipped me off was when I read an interview with her in some magazine where she was all talking about how he's the greatest MC of all time and all of the other MCs suck and how bad she wanted to suck his dick and what have you. It was some pretty sick shit, but I guess it did provide some useful insight into how one grows up to become the world's most ridonkulous jackass. But then, the other day, she had the sheer balls to show up in my comments section calling me a "hater" (I thought this bitch was a doctor?) and talking about, "I hope his mother is as proud of him as I am of Kanye."
Newsflash, bitch: Your son didn't even graduate from college.
Now, whether or not Kanye West is an average-ass beat jacker and a pretty shitty MC is, I suppose, a matter up for debate, but I think it's pretty safe to say the guy's a dumb motherfucker. Because here's the thing: I showed up to college like, 3 times and they gave me a degree. And I didn't go to some shitty downtown jig college like the one where you teach and where your dumbass son couldn't hack it. I'm rooming with a guy who's just this side of literate, and even he has a degree (from where I'm not sure). But your son? Nothing. The fact that he started college in the first place let's me know that, deep down inside, he really wanted that piece of paper. (And even if he didn't, he should've anyway. It's better to have a college degree than to not have one, regardless.) I mean, shit, his mom's not only a college graduate, but a college professor. It must've been pretty embarassing for you to admit to your colleagues that little Kanye dropped out of school to go work at the GAP (remember, dude didn't become a rap star until fairly recently).
So am I jealous of Kanye West (another thing this bitch alleged in her comments)? Nope. Cuz I could afford a fucking pink Polo shirt if I wanted one (just barely though), but, fortunately for myself, I'm not the kind of fag that's into that kind of shit anyway. In fact, I'm not a fag at all. That's why I like to say "no homo." And as far as whatever it was you were saying about my own mom, it's true: My mother has no desire at all to suck my dick. In fact, hardly anybody in my family does (I've got some cousins that are pretty suspect). The fact that you're proud of your son means about as much as the fact that I had the world's greatest grandpa. Basically, nothing. Maybe if you hadn't ridden his jock so hard he would've had the drive to actually get an education. What do you two talk about when you get together, diamond encrusted Jesus necklaces?
And finally, Donda (because this Smirnoff's starting to kick in), I just want to say that I find it pretty sad that you're an actual college professor and you support your son's little dumbass campaign against black kids going to college. I mean, have you seen the fucking statistics about black kids and test scores and shit? I can't believe you could contribute to that shit in good conscience.
Posted by Bol at 08:36 PM | Permalink
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