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Abortion is far too rare in our society

BC dot C Special Debate Evening Political Analysis
The other day (or maybe it was last night), I was watching MTV (shocking, I know) when one of those dumbass choose or lose specials came on. This one in particular was hosted by Christina "Dirrty" Aguilera and was all about sex and the upcoming election. In it, I learned that only something like 1 million (that figure might be wrong, but stay with me here) women end up getting abortions each year.

Why?

LOL at this jig

I don't usually take people in the military seriously anyway, but damn. Not to sound callous or anything, but no wonder these kids keep eating it over there to the tune of 50-60/month: They're a buncha fucking dipshits!

via sleepnotwork, who apparently went to high school with this guy (where I'm sure he just set the world on fire), but doesn't actually remember him.

Here's a link to the rest of his little dumbass photo album:

http://tinyurl.com/3ojjb

I'm twenty-twoooo for a moment

My little brother, the J Station (pictured here) turns 22 today. I'm sure he'll be doing something really responsible to mark the occasion, especially if the Nugget has any say. Maybe he'll get really fucked up and end up retiring from drinking again.

The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 4: Episode Summary

A Very Special Episode Summary
I'll spare you my usual Franzia stories and get right down to brass tacks: Karamo is officially the most wacked out motherfucker that's ever been on this series whose name isn't Suspect Stephen.

Back at the asshole again

I suppose I should mention that I'm back flipping White Assholes again. You might recall that about a week ago I just sorta stopped showing up to my other job at The Smoker. It was getting to be pretty gay. White Castle is still pretty gay, but it's a level of gay that I can deal with. No homo.

Alchemist - 1st Infantry: Free!

Faithful readers of the BC dot C and other cheap mofos,

I am hereby pleased to announce the following exciting new cross-promotional venture between this site a (a wholly owned subsidiary of PenceFo Industries) and the Alchemist's marketing firm Beverly Hills Ho Ass Bitches LLC. For a limited time only, when you send me a self-addressed stamped envelope (or S.A.S.E. as they say at the post office), I'll send you a free copy of the Alchemist's new 1st Infantry album. Girls Grown women who include a picture of themselves naked with their "S.A.S.E." will also receive a copy of the Gin Blossoms' 1992 masterpiece New Miserable Experience. Guys, don't even think about it.

Theodore Unit - 718: Album Review

Theodore Unit, 718 (Sure Shot, 2004)
The other day I was coming home from, I don't know drinking or whatever when I came across this kid standing out in the middle of the gotdamn street. Not even a kid, really, but a little bitty ass baby - like two years old or something. Anyhoo, being "not 100%," I was briefly tempted to run the little bugger over not because I'm a psycho or anything (I swear) but to spare him a lifetime of disappointment, since his moms obviously didn't have the good sense to abort him or drop him off somewhere. But I eventually came to my senses and decided to just kinda drive around him. As if I didn't have enough problems already!

Call Ashlee Simpson yourself and tell her how ugly you think she is

I'm not sure if this is the real deal or not, but I figured you'd all be interested.

I read your thing on Ashlee Simpson.  A couple months ago, I would have hated you for it, but now I have to praise you.  I hung out with Ashlee a few times because we have mutual friends, and I have to say she's the ugliest, stupidest bitch I've ever met.  I got her cell phone number from one of my friends, I'm trying to spread it around the net, so it'd be awesome if you posted it or something.  It's [Had to take the number down. Sorry. - Bol] I really want her to get a taste of all the people that hate her ugly face. Thanks, Alex

I know I'm tempted.

The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 3: Episode Summary

I was having some wine issues last night and ended up losing my original post about this episode. It really was like losing a child, only obviously more important. Here goes again based on what I can remember happening several hours after the fact. I'd wait for the rerun that's coming on later this afternoon, but I don't really care that much anyway.

Maybe somebody can help me out here

How exactly does one go about no-call/no-showing to a job where your roommate is the boss? Because I'm assuming not much good is going to come of this other than me getting the fuck up outta Deliverance, MO where said job is located, but obviously at some point I'm going to have to stop by the apartment where I fucking live and deal with some shit.

Careful readers will note that I had been planning to make my exit now for a while, but it never really occurred to me to just not fucking go until this morning. Under normal circumstances, I obviously wouldn't have given a shit and probably would've taken something on the way out, but in this case, I've got some real mouth breather cats who will probably take this shit hella personal. These aren't exactly the kind of people you sit down and explain your situation to. Fisticuffs may be in order.

On a somewhat related note, how early is too early to start drinking? 11:30?