Abortion is far too rare in our society

BC dot C Special Debate Evening Political Analysis
The other day (or maybe it was last night), I was watching MTV (shocking, I know) when one of those dumbass choose or lose specials came on. This one in particular was hosted by Christina "Dirrty" Aguilera and was all about sex and the upcoming election. In it, I learned that only something like 1 million (that figure might be wrong, but stay with me here) women end up getting abortions each year.

Why?

I think we all know of at least a few people who would've been better off in a jar somewhere. I happen to know quite a few of these people myself, but I'm judgmental like that. The point is, I think abortion gets a bad name in our society. They asked this one chick who was way younger than I am, raising a little future meth addict by herself (not that I can blame the daddy) and probably sucking more out of AFDC every month than I make at The Asshole for actually working (a white person on welfare, ooh!) why she decided to carry her little jarhead to term rather than doing us all a favor. Her response: Because it's murder.

Which is, I guess, sort of true but not really, because it's not killing any actual people, just goo that has the potential to become people. It's murder in the same sense that me jerking off into a used, wadded up Taco Bell napkin that I found on the floor underneath my desk (not that I've ever done such a thing), rather than into your mother, is a huge fucking genocide--the difference being that when I blow my load, it's getting rid of something that had the potential to actually be useful to our society where as, when the average chick has her baby offed, it's just getting rid of the country's future prison population.

So my point here (because that was way too long of a sentence) is pretty much the same one that I usually end up making, and that's this: Conservatives are fucking stupid. Remember not to take anything they say seriously, ever.