Usher thinks he's a better dancer than Jacko

You know those shitty little weekly newspapers that you pick up when you're looking to "pay for it," or you need a traffic ticket fixed for $19 (they should come up with a package deal for those two)? Well I picked up the one we have here, The Riverfront Times, today while I was at the North County free clinic getting my 12th Hepatitis A shot (and remember, there are only two in the series). It was the most I could do to keep from dropkicking somebody's little jarheaded, unwanted, flea-ridden jigbaby.

On an entirely unrelated note (and this is going to be not-exactly-relevant to pretty much everybody other than Fitz), has anybody else noticed how that shitty North County part of St. Louis (over on the opposite side of the airport and the highway) looks frighteningly like the Deep South? It was pretty creepy just being over there.

So like I was sayng, there was this interview with Usher, I guess to coincide with the kick-off of his US tour with Kanye West, and this guy asked him (and I'll quote): Who do you think is the better dancer: you, Michael Jackson or Justin?

OK, first of all, since when did "Justin" get first name only status (while Jacko doesn't)? Remember when shit like that was reserved for the likes of Prince, Madonna and, um... Michael? How many grown people do you know that own Justin Timberlake CDs?

Anyhoo, here's the response:

I mean, to be perfectly honest with you, I work hard to the point where I feel like I'm the best at everything that I do, but not in comparison to anyone else. We all individually have a different style. I think that Michael Jackson is a person that motivated both of us, and that's that.

So basically he thinks he's better than Michael Jackson. I don't think I need to explain to my adult readers that this is the biggest buncha bullshit of all time, but, for my younger readers: This is bullshit. Usher is a faggot. Someone should beat him to death and tie him to a PenceFo.

I don't like his music either.