Let's relocate Michelle Malkin

Let's spray her shiny black hair with DDT and put her behind a fence somewhere where we don't have to listen to any more of her shit for the duration of this War on Terror, or whatever we're calling it these days. Hell, permanently even, since that's how long the motherfucker's probably gonna last anyway. We can get her a job folding up crab rangoon for PenceFo Industries new frozen foods division.

Beyond just being fucking retarded, based on her appearances on cable news programs last week, she obviously thinks she's cute too, which is just sad. She looks like she was locked in a basement all of her life (reading The Turner Diaries?) and then all of a sudden let out. If she was hot (like, say Lucy Liu), I'd probably be like, "Man this bitch is a right wing psycho hose beast, but what I wouldn't give to drop one off in her ass, however flat it may be."

Michelle Malkin can't do shit for me but bring me a motherfucking happy box.