Road Rules X-TREME - Episode 8: Episode Summary

WARNING: I only caught about 5 minutes of last night's Road Rules, I'm tired, half-drunk and experiencing some weird kind of neck/back pain.

OK, I know for a fact that this episode begins with Kina celebrating her 20th birthday. People on these shows are always turning 20. Shit, I can't even remember what happened when I turned 20. In my current state, it took me a while to even figure out what year that would have been. Nothing important happened in 2001, did it?

I guess I should also mention that this episode begins with all 3 chicks wearing bikinis. Oh, thank you Lord. Thank you for putting mostly naked 20-year-old white chicks on my TV. One question though: Why isn't this on my TV ALL THE FUCKING TIME? Do you hate me or something? Is it becuase I'm a liberal? I never actually vote. Have some mercy on a brother. I pay $79 a month for cable and I can rarely if ever find anything worth jerking off to without paying another $8 or so. Something is very, very wrong with that.

So the gang all goes out to this club where they meet another big, lame white guy named Boris (He speaks English! Yay!). Kina likes him and it's her birthday, but Jodi goes over and sluts it up with him, which makes her all jealous. Man, what I would've given to be there at the time so that I could have "comforted" Kina. Oh yes sir. But, I must say, that's just what's gonna happen when chicks aren't aggressive enough with dudes. If you don't claim that unit as yours, somebody else will and you'll be forced to have sex with a Mexican.

Other shit that happens this episode"

-Kina calls Jodi a "slut"

-Jodi tries to apologize to Kina

-Kina tries to lay a guilt trip on Jodi

-The gang loses yet another one of these dumbass missions (skydiving into a lake or some such)

-Kina contemplates voting off Jodi

-They decide to pick names from a hat

-We don't find out who's going home 'til next week

And other things of that nature.