Road Rules X-TREME - Episode 4: Episode Summary

OK, I meant to have seen this one and written about it a long time ago, but I was in no state Monday to drive to my parents house to set the VCR and then I had to work and shit and then the next thing you know it was Thursday. Plus there was that whole season finale of the Real World thing I had to deal with. But with the RW Sandy Eggo being gone now and me getting the Internet at my own place soon, I don't forsee any more problems with having summaries of this garbage up in a timely fashion.

And I do mean garbage. When I realized this was going to be another one of those episodes where they have to eat cow brains (as if that had never been done before), I was like, "Nooooo! I can't take any more of this bullshit!" This episode begins with the gang all walking down the street like a buncha, um, you know, and talking about how they're on this amazing 3 week winning streak that they don't plan on breaking any time soon. As if they had actually done anything these past 3 weeks.

So this mission involves eating all of the really nasty parts of a cow. The little resturant or whatever had about 13 silver trays lined up with various nasty clumps of meat like brain, testicles, eyes, the rectum and some shit called blood sausage, which people apparently eat all the time in Puerto Rico. Lil' Gay Danny gets visibly sick just at the sight of all this. I knew at that point that they stood no chance of winning this mission. Basically, they have 5 min. to eat each tray and what they can't finish, one member of the group (BLW Pat) has 5 minutes to scarf down.

Danny the Token One takes maybe a bite out of each selection and sends the rest of it to the leftover tray, which starts to pile up to ridonkulous proportions pretty much right away. Kina, in a confessional, wonders why if she can eat it and she's a chick, his gay ass can't. Also, her and Derrick feed each other as if they were birds and wipe the drool from each other's mouths. Kina remarks that she's seen a whole other side to Derrick. If only she knew. Also, at one point Danny jumps up from the table, and in the gayest possible way goes, "I hate this fucking mission."

So they lose. I don't feel like writing any more about this dumbass mission. We get to see pretty much everybody in confessionals go, "If Danny fucks up again, his gay ass is gone." They leave the resturant and we're treated to yet another scene where they all sit around and drink Capri Sun. Gotdamnit! Also, Danny puts his head down and starts to cry and then Derrick comes over and starts rubbing it. Fag alert! Fag alert! Later on, him and Kina are alone and she asks him if he's lonely and this fag says no. Fuck!

Next Week: Mr. Closet Case gets arrested.