OK, I'm back

I usually don't like to just not post for more than a day or so at a time, but the other day, you see, I picked up this box of Franzia, and you know that shit is. One day you might drink half a box of the shit and not really have any problems, but then, on another day, you might have just a few glasses and be TOTALLY EFFED UP.

Back before I knew any better, I once tried to knock out a whole box of the White Zinf, first in one night, and then, after downing a 44 oz. coffee mug of the shit and almost killing myself just trying stand up from my chair, over the course of a weekend. I don't care how much of a hardass you think you are, or how many times you've joined the "century club" (which is for kids, really), don't ever ever ever ever EVER try to knock out 5 liters of wine over the course of 2 days. Because you'll regret it.

But why the fuck am I talking about wine anyway? OK, here's what I wanted to mention: First of all, O-Dub and whoever that kid is who runs Royal Magazine and a few other kids might think they're cool because they got their names in the paper for running MP3 blogs. Well guess what, bitches? Yours truly recently joined the ranks of Andrew Sullivan, and that Josh Marshall kid and probably a buncha other gay people too (what's the deal with that anyway?) as a blogger who was FUCKING ON TV.

I'm sure we're all familiar with this little show they've been running on VH1 called I Love the 90s where a buncha c-list celebrities, a few untalented comedians and Michael Ian Black from The State and Whatever that State Movie Was comment about various pop culture artifacts from that decade. Well I wasn't one of the actual commenters, but, if you look at the little segment on the Lilith Fair (from the 1997 episode), they show a little footage of a concession stand. If you hold a telescope directly up to your TV set and look into the concession stand, you'll see this one 46-year-old white guy. That's me!

So I'm pretty much big time now. The other day, some young kids came by the Apt to drink sodas and I mentioned to them that I was on TV. Of course, they didn't believe me, but those kids seemed a little d-bagish anyway. If they were girls, I'm pretty sure they would've offered sex. I'm not really sure exactly what this means for The BC dot C, but I am thinking about charging a fee for membership (which you'll need to vote in the polls) and selling various merchandise featuring my likeness, just like Bill O'Reilly does. Also, I'm in talks with Mel Gibson's company about producing my Teenage Mall Hookers screenplay.

Oh, and the other thing I was going to mention is that I'm about to put in my 2 weeks at The Asshole. I'm getting tired of dealing with those bitches and my hours have been all fucked up ever since I graduated. Don't tell anybody, but I'm seriously considering walking out with some shit when I leave. I talked to my roommate Big Brian and he said it would be cool for me to come and work at The Smoker, which is actually where D-COY, the J-Station and a buncha other people I know work at or have worked at anyway.