John Edwards' wife is fat

I woke up too late this morning to write anything worthwhile, so you'll just have to settle for this. Also, I am aware that this is my second post in a row where I go off about how bad some woman looks and how sad that is. What can I say? Wait, I know what I can say: No homo!

Anyway, I'm sure I wasn't the first person to notice this. John Edwards' wife is like, huge. In fact, I'm surprised we haven't heard more about this. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Rush gets to it. Couldn't they have put this cow on Atkins if they knew her husband was going to be running for office? The only thing I can think is, maybe the whole "Look how fat my wife is" thing might play well in the South and with, you know, fat women. I could care less what he's done (or hasn't done) in his career. The fact that he looks like that and she looks like that and they still live in the same house shows that this man has character, damnit!

He's a better man than I am.