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May 15, 2004

Dylan from Da Band to open Jamaican resturant

Dylan

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Dylan from Da Band stopped by again yesterday to fill us in on his plans for his career post-Making the Band II:

Big up - all my island nations, it's me once again, the " 'cha" of Da Band - Dylan. So, you all saw how Diddy did me greazy and then ruined the lives of Fred, Sara and Choppa. Well, I guess Choppa is going to go back to that horrible ghetto in the N.O., which ... I mean ... bloodclot! did you see that slum he lived in? Fred ... just another lost cause, maybe if he stopped eating his words and sucking his thumb like a baby, he wouldn't act like one. And finally, "Stop Smoking Sara" I have a few words for you, quoted just like Diddy, "Wamp wamp wamp..." no one cares, Tone (your #1 Fan) ruined your carrer and you got trained out like AmTrak. As for me, I already told all of my fans, I'm with Derrty Ent. (Da MIXX) and just like Ma$e's new track, Diddy will start saying, "Dylan ... Welcome Back!" And let me just clarify something for you all, I wasn't stoned, I was "wetted," hitting that PCP and in the studio I was having a bad PCP time. I mean c'mon, I had to be on something, I said, "I make good music." Plus, with the $6,000 I made from the three shows I did - I'm opening up a Jamacian restaurant and selling bootleg copies of Da Band cd with my signature - $6 each. "Bloodclot ... wit'damo fire!" (RIP D-A-B-A-N-Deee!)

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NOTICE: I'm back in Kirksville again trying to finish moving out of college and won't be back until later on tonight.

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