Don't leave your kids with Drew Carey

The TV show that's quietly going away
When I was about 15, I borrowed this "books on tape" version of this book Drew Carey had written from the Dierbergs West Oak in Creve Coeur (not that that matters to the vast majority of you). I'm not sure why, but I think it came down to the fact that there weren't very many books on tape there to begin with and I had already checked out all of the ones I was really interested in.

Anyhoo, whatever that Drew Carey book was, that shit ended up being a lot more, how should I put it, salacious than I was expecting. Basically, Drew Carey is a twisted little fuck who got butt-raped as a child and never got over, although he denies up and down that it's still an issue for him.

I definitely wouldn't suggest buying it or anything, but, the next time you're in a Borders or something, pick up a copy and scan somewhere near the beginning for the term "anally raped." If you're into that sort of thing, of course.

RELATED: I never really got a chance to check out the show, but this guy seems to have really enjoyed it.