Let's hunt and kill Tina Fey

Tina Fey Adjusts to Writing for Film
None of these stories I've seen in the past few weeks (they've been everywhere) about Tina Fey have really brought up the fact that she has hardly any talent at all and even if she didn't ruin Saturday Night Live (come on, that show's been fucked), it's not like she's done anything at all to resurrect it.

There was one I was reading about a week or so ago in the USA Today where she was talking about how people think she's so hip and edgy, but in high school she was a nerd and did nothing but sit around at home and watch videos from Blockbuster and I guess my question is: Who thought she was edgy? Somebody's fucking grandma?

It also gets into the fact that it took this bitch 3 years to write this new movie she's got out, Mean Girls. Um, excuse me, 3 years to write a movie that's basically a neutered, TRL version of the movie Heathers? I could write a rip-off of Heathers while I'm in the bathroom taking my morning shit and that's before I've even had my coffee.

Not to get into to any kind of sexist debate or anything, but let's face it, the only reason her rapidly decaying (have you seen it lately?) face has been so all over the place these past few weeks is the fact that she's a woman. People act like women (who granted, still only make like $.97 for every dollar a man makes although it's like $1.03 if you adjust for the sex industry, but we won't get into that) are fucking retarded or something.

And I'm perfectly aware of the fact that people who write for newspapers and magazines and who presumably have a certain degree of taste only really give a shit about maybe two chick albums and one chick-directed film per year and the rest of this coverage can be chalked up to the fact that women buy newspapers and magazines too, but this "Tina Fey is a genius" bullshit has just gotten completely out of control. To read this shit, you would think she was Stanley Kubrick or somebody.

Somebody make it stop. Please.